| Any Nothing to Declare fans out there/ 20:02 - Dec 15 with 932 views | Lord_Lucan |
"Did you read the card that said - You cannot bring food into Australia -"
"Yes"
............and then kilos of assorted cabbages, nuts, pickled things and assorted wriggly things are uncovered.
Some Chinese women has just taken the gold medal, she has hidden unlawful qtys of cigarettes within bags of assorted greens. |  |
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| Any Nothing to Declare fans out there/ on 20:19 - Dec 15 with 835 views | bluelagos |
My first time to Aus (late 90s) - waiting for the bags to turn up and a Chinese lady grabs her bag. A dog goes up to it - starting humping it before lieing on it's back to have it's tummy tickled (I exaggerate - but the dog defo indicates the bag has something)
Customs officer approaches aging Chinese lady and asks if she maybe has any food etc. She confidently says no before the bag is opened and some raw steaks are sitting at the top... |  |
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| Any Nothing to Declare fans out there/ on 20:44 - Dec 15 with 716 views | bsw72 |
It’s great viewing but 90% are like your summary with Chinese bringing in all kinds of nonsense but every few episodes you get a gem of an American or Brit smuggling something super illegal in and then having a meltdown which usually starts with blaming the border guards, then descending into anger before tears and the realisation they are about to be Big Larry’s new prison wife. |  | | |
| Any Nothing to Declare fans out there/ on 21:22 - Dec 15 with 627 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Is this a telly box programme or are you just lurking at customs in Oz Allan? |  |
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