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Grapes 10:13 - May 12 with 993 viewsNumber22

TalkSPORT threw out a great question the other day:

You’re sitting in front of 1,000 grapes, and for every single one you eat, you get paid £10,000. One of them kills you.

How many are you eating?

I’ve done the difficult maths, 17 grapes clears the mortgage, so I’m tapping out there.

What about you? How far are you going?
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Grapes on 10:18 - May 12 with 895 viewsGavTWTD

Are they seedless? Can't be bothered with all those pips.

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Grapes on 10:18 - May 12 with 886 viewsNumber22

Grapes on 10:18 - May 12 by GavTWTD

Are they seedless? Can't be bothered with all those pips.


The only way!
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Grapes on 10:39 - May 12 with 755 viewsBrianTablet

I've alway thought the National Lottery would be more entertaining if one person won, but one person got bumped off.

Those 14,000,000/1 odds look different from each perspective.

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Grapes on 10:43 - May 12 with 726 viewsGavTWTD

Grapes on 10:18 - May 12 by Number22

The only way!


Well in that case, 2. I won £20k on the lottery 10+years back. That was a good time. Took £10k off the mortgage and had some nice holidays.




And then wish I'd eaten more grapes.

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Grapes on 10:53 - May 12 with 663 viewsBasuco

I trod on a grape this morning, it didn't say anything, just let out a little wine.
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Grapes on 11:02 - May 12 with 622 views_CliveBaker_

None, I'd pick the bad grape. I've never won anything like that. If I fell in a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb.
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Grapes on 11:08 - May 12 with 579 viewsSwansea_Blue

Grapes on 11:02 - May 12 by _CliveBaker_

None, I'd pick the bad grape. I've never won anything like that. If I fell in a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb.


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I’d pick none too at those odds.

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Grapes on 11:16 - May 12 with 527 viewsNumber22

Grapes on 10:53 - May 12 by Basuco

I trod on a grape this morning, it didn't say anything, just let out a little wine.


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Grapes on 12:28 - May 12 with 368 viewsPlums

Grapes on 10:53 - May 12 by Basuco

I trod on a grape this morning, it didn't say anything, just let out a little wine.


Are you taking the pith?

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