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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread 08:59 - Sep 29 with 1087 viewsKeno

what other bits of British history have been misreported over the years?

For instance in 43AD Britain was invaded by Romanians who took all the locals jobs, bleeding eastern Europeans etc etc etc


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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:02 - Sep 29 with 1076 viewscatch74

I was going to say Facter’s birth - but the latest Sumerian tablet discovery has out that one to bed.

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:07 - Sep 29 with 1058 viewsKeno

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:02 - Sep 29 by catch74

I was going to say Facter’s birth - but the latest Sumerian tablet discovery has out that one to bed.


These ancients liked their pills didn't they, seemed to be popping tablets all over the place

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:18 - Sep 29 with 1049 viewsHARRY10

Henry VIII who has gone down in history as a king, whereas he was no more than a small time drug dealer

The real originator of the police force was a bloke called Arthur Cop, not Robert Peel

Francis Drake actually had trouble with his bowels when he saw the size of the Spanish Armada (he shat himself)

Walter Rayleigh invented the bicycle - and was a favourite with Elizabeth I due to the size of his cock.....known in court circles as the Rayleigh Chopper

His actual name was Alfred the grate, due to his burning of the cakes on the fire

Similarly Bonnie Prince Charlie was really known as Bony Prince Charlie due to his only ever eating deep fried Mars Bars...... which had not been invented by then
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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:24 - Sep 29 with 1033 viewsKeno

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:18 - Sep 29 by HARRY10

Henry VIII who has gone down in history as a king, whereas he was no more than a small time drug dealer

The real originator of the police force was a bloke called Arthur Cop, not Robert Peel

Francis Drake actually had trouble with his bowels when he saw the size of the Spanish Armada (he shat himself)

Walter Rayleigh invented the bicycle - and was a favourite with Elizabeth I due to the size of his cock.....known in court circles as the Rayleigh Chopper

His actual name was Alfred the grate, due to his burning of the cakes on the fire

Similarly Bonnie Prince Charlie was really known as Bony Prince Charlie due to his only ever eating deep fried Mars Bars...... which had not been invented by then


Its a little known fact that Drake became deaf after his encounter with the Spanish in the channel, he suffered from 'armada hearing'

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:31 - Sep 29 with 1012 viewsHARRY10

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:24 - Sep 29 by Keno

Its a little known fact that Drake became deaf after his encounter with the Spanish in the channel, he suffered from 'armada hearing'


Which was a shame,

as he was able never hear his crew sing 'the King of Spains beard'

a popular sea shanty of the time, I'm led to believe
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PHIL!! PHIL!!! PHIL!!!! on 11:01 - Sep 29 with 981 viewsfactual_blue

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:02 - Sep 29 by catch74

I was going to say Facter’s birth - but the latest Sumerian tablet discovery has out that one to bed.



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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:20 - Sep 29 with 948 viewsWeWereZombies

Britain has not been invaded since 1066:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:40 - Sep 29 with 918 viewsKeno

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:20 - Sep 29 by WeWereZombies

Britain has not been invaded since 1066:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution


or

look, we are being invaded!!!


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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:54 - Sep 29 with 895 viewsPJH

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:20 - Sep 29 by WeWereZombies

Britain has not been invaded since 1066:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution


Although in 1745 Bonnie Prince Charlie got as far as Derby, discovered that they were still in The Championship and then went back up North.
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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:00 - Sep 29 with 888 viewsWeWereZombies

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:54 - Sep 29 by PJH

Although in 1745 Bonnie Prince Charlie got as far as Derby, discovered that they were still in The Championship and then went back up North.


He was after Martyn Waghorn but the lad refused to go back to Rangers.

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:08 - Sep 29 with 876 viewsleitrimblue

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:20 - Sep 29 by WeWereZombies

Britain has not been invaded since 1066:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution


Still hard to believe that one giant French ancestor of Norman wisdom's single handedly conquered the UK. Also recent archaeological excavations have revealed that Stone age caveman didn't hunt wolly mammoths and there diet mainly consisted of alphabeti spaghetti, tea cakes and vegan cheese
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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:15 - Sep 29 with 857 viewsleitrimblue

Apparently the Iron age was a lot more creased then previously believed
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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:17 - Sep 29 with 843 viewsKeno

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:54 - Sep 29 by PJH

Although in 1745 Bonnie Prince Charlie got as far as Derby, discovered that they were still in The Championship and then went back up North.


Bless him, he wasn't the brightest penny and being the youngest member of a famous Scottish pop group found his trip to Derby was the inspiration for their biggest hit

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:22 - Sep 29 with 834 viewsWeWereZombies

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 09:02 - Sep 29 by catch74

I was going to say Facter’s birth - but the latest Sumerian tablet discovery has out that one to bed.


Down vote for my Waghorn quip? You Rangers supporters can be a joyless lot at times...

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:26 - Sep 29 with 827 viewsfactual_blue

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 11:20 - Sep 29 by WeWereZombies

Britain has not been invaded since 1066:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution


Has Keno mentioned about Jersey yet?

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:28 - Sep 29 with 819 viewsHARRY10

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:08 - Sep 29 by leitrimblue

Still hard to believe that one giant French ancestor of Norman wisdom's single handedly conquered the UK. Also recent archaeological excavations have revealed that Stone age caveman didn't hunt wolly mammoths and there diet mainly consisted of alphabeti spaghetti, tea cakes and vegan cheese


I think you mean Wally Mammoths, as opposed to wolly mammoths

Poor Wally was hunted to extinction, hence the phrase 'where's wally ?'
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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:30 - Sep 29 with 811 viewsKeno

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:28 - Sep 29 by HARRY10

I think you mean Wally Mammoths, as opposed to wolly mammoths

Poor Wally was hunted to extinction, hence the phrase 'where's wally ?'


was he the guy that invented that ice age game featuring a flat wooden stick and a lump of ice

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:31 - Sep 29 with 807 viewsleitrimblue

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:28 - Sep 29 by HARRY10

I think you mean Wally Mammoths, as opposed to wolly mammoths

Poor Wally was hunted to extinction, hence the phrase 'where's wally ?'


The senseless hunting of Wally's to extinction is still something that brings a tear to my eye
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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:37 - Sep 29 with 796 viewsWeWereZombies

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:31 - Sep 29 by leitrimblue

The senseless hunting of Wally's to extinction is still something that brings a tear to my eye


Apparently all those neanderthals chased them in Range Rovers and then ran them over whilst listening to Cliff...

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Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:37 - Sep 29 with 797 viewsHARRY10

Following on from Jeera's Tipping point thread on 12:30 - Sep 29 by Keno

was he the guy that invented that ice age game featuring a flat wooden stick and a lump of ice

Batt an' Berg
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I believe that was invented by a Scot, William Wallies and a variation is still played in Scotland where the women folk occupy their time while their hair is in curlers by sweeping the ice with household brooms as a very large casserole dish is thrown down towards them.
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