If P is the number of points you have, and U is the number of games you have gone unbeaten, given a value of -1 for the level you were playing at in the previous season, and S represents goals scored, if G is the gap between you and your local rivals, and the constant TD represents their years dodging trophies and tends to infinity, then given you have just lost your second game of the season, how many new or dormant accounts would you expect to start coughing out phrases of hopeful negativity the following day? |  |