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Evening Stokie... 18:59 - Nov 1 with 1657 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Back in time to celebrate our win tomorrow.
Hope you are well xx

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Evening Stokie... on 19:07 - Nov 1 with 1626 viewsgtsb1966

Get a room.
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Evening Stokie... on 19:08 - Nov 1 with 1614 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Evening Stokie... on 19:07 - Nov 1 by gtsb1966

Get a room.


It's a love/hate thing....he might bring a whip!!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Evening Stokie... on 19:14 - Nov 1 with 1591 viewsgtsb1966

Evening Stokie... on 19:08 - Nov 1 by BanksterDebtSlave

It's a love/hate thing....he might bring a whip!!


So whilst he's whipping you he can't tell everyone how his opinion is the right one and it keeps you from posting about Israel. That's a win win in anyone's book😁
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Evening Stokie... on 19:23 - Nov 1 with 1557 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Evening Stokie... on 19:14 - Nov 1 by gtsb1966

So whilst he's whipping you he can't tell everyone how his opinion is the right one and it keeps you from posting about Israel. That's a win win in anyone's book😁


Noooo it just means that my position on Israel which time increasingly shows to be correct will be backed up with forensic detail...sadly it's you and your cohort who will be screwed!!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Evening Stokie... on 19:25 - Nov 1 with 1544 viewsgtsb1966

Evening Stokie... on 19:23 - Nov 1 by BanksterDebtSlave

Noooo it just means that my position on Israel which time increasingly shows to be correct will be backed up with forensic detail...sadly it's you and your cohort who will be screwed!!


I won't be screwed. I'm bored to sh** with it.
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Evening Stokie... on 19:30 - Nov 1 with 1513 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Evening Stokie... on 19:25 - Nov 1 by gtsb1966

I won't be screwed. I'm bored to sh** with it.


Poor you x

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Evening Stokie... on 20:12 - Nov 1 with 1416 viewswkj

Evening Stokie... on 19:25 - Nov 1 by gtsb1966

I won't be screwed. I'm bored to sh** with it.


Maybe eat less spicy food, we all know once we reach those golden years that every sneeze is a gamble

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Evening Stokie... on 20:16 - Nov 1 with 1405 viewsBillyH

Evening Stokie... on 20:12 - Nov 1 by wkj

Maybe eat less spicy food, we all know once we reach those golden years that every sneeze is a gamble


I find Milk of Magnesia is helpful in soothing both the internal and external entrances. But otherwise, a solid fibre and carb heavy diet should do the trick viz: solid plop.

When opportunity comes, put work into your faith, and don't be afraid to go out and live life. Whatever your sexuality is - gay, straight, boy, girl - go have fun.

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Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:17 - Nov 1 with 1391 viewsBloots

Evening Stokie... on 20:16 - Nov 1 by BillyH

I find Milk of Magnesia is helpful in soothing both the internal and external entrances. But otherwise, a solid fibre and carb heavy diet should do the trick viz: solid plop.



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Evening Stokie... on 20:19 - Nov 1 with 1365 viewswkj

Evening Stokie... on 20:16 - Nov 1 by BillyH

I find Milk of Magnesia is helpful in soothing both the internal and external entrances. But otherwise, a solid fibre and carb heavy diet should do the trick viz: solid plop.


I will take this to heart, I miss the days where I could waltz into the loo and think to myself "ass we can"
[Post edited 1 Nov 2024 20:20]

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Evening Stokie... on 20:21 - Nov 1 with 1333 viewsSwansea_Blue

Evening Stokie... on 19:08 - Nov 1 by BanksterDebtSlave

It's a love/hate thing....he might bring a whip!!


No might about it. Stokie loves a whip, especially if nuts are involved.


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Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:24 - Nov 1 with 1306 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:17 - Nov 1 by Bloots



I blame WhatsApp.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:25 - Nov 1 with 1281 viewswkj

Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:24 - Nov 1 by BanksterDebtSlave

I blame WhatsApp.


Got banned from there, now me and the other mods have resorted to telegram

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I blame his parents. (n/t) on 20:26 - Nov 1 with 1275 viewsBloots

Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:24 - Nov 1 by BanksterDebtSlave

I blame WhatsApp.



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Evening Stokie... on 20:26 - Nov 1 with 1267 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Evening Stokie... on 20:21 - Nov 1 by Swansea_Blue

No might about it. Stokie loves a whip, especially if nuts are involved.



Can I just point out I got an uppie from Stokie, and no it's not a pegging thing. That is strictly for royalty.

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Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:28 - Nov 1 with 1244 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Give it a rest Footers. (n/t) on 20:25 - Nov 1 by wkj

Got banned from there, now me and the other mods have resorted to telegram


Try Truth, they take anyone!

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I blame his parents. (n/t) on 20:29 - Nov 1 with 1234 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I blame his parents. (n/t) on 20:26 - Nov 1 by Bloots



It was Lowestoft wot did it.

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Evening Stokie... on 20:32 - Nov 1 with 1215 viewsBigalhunter

Evening Stokie... on 20:16 - Nov 1 by BillyH

I find Milk of Magnesia is helpful in soothing both the internal and external entrances. But otherwise, a solid fibre and carb heavy diet should do the trick viz: solid plop.


Wife’s a GP and now got me on an odd mixture of overnight oats & chia seeds four mornings a week.
Got to say, I’m presenting a regular daily stool that requires very little paperwork.
Everyone’s a winner, baby.

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Evening Stokie... on 20:38 - Nov 1 with 1171 viewsSwansea_Blue

Evening Stokie... on 20:26 - Nov 1 by BanksterDebtSlave

Can I just point out I got an uppie from Stokie, and no it's not a pegging thing. That is strictly for royalty.


Uh, er. I’ve run out of words. First rule of TWTD is you do not talk about TWTD, or something.

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Evening Stokie... on 20:39 - Nov 1 with 1169 viewswkj

Evening Stokie... on 20:32 - Nov 1 by Bigalhunter

Wife’s a GP and now got me on an odd mixture of overnight oats & chia seeds four mornings a week.
Got to say, I’m presenting a regular daily stool that requires very little paperwork.
Everyone’s a winner, baby.


What level of stability would that have with Covid coughing?

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Evening Stokie... on 21:01 - Nov 1 with 1069 viewsBigalhunter

Evening Stokie... on 20:39 - Nov 1 by wkj

What level of stability would that have with Covid coughing?


Dunno.
I’d probably end up looking like Augustus Gloop, but I’m sticking with it.
Gives me more toilet rolls to throw at random goal nets in the local park in my efforts to recreate a a classic 70’s goalmouth scene.

Which one will breach parole first?…popcorn at the ready…(What’s App group, Aug ‘25)
Poll: September 2025. Which one?

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