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Life lessons... 09:53 - Dec 15 with 1292 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

When you run out of back teeth, don't eat nuts with your front ones!



....any other life lessons?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Life lessons... on 11:33 - Dec 15 with 1188 viewsDJR

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Life lessons... on 11:35 - Dec 15 with 1176 viewsDJR

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Life lessons... on 11:41 - Dec 15 with 1159 viewsEdwardStone

Never remove a condom with a cheese grater
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Life lessons... on 11:44 - Dec 15 with 1149 viewsKeno

" don't eat nuts with your front ones"

is this a euphemism?

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Life lessons... on 11:53 - Dec 15 with 1127 viewsDJR

Never turn your back on the sea.
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Life lessons... on 11:57 - Dec 15 with 1119 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Life lessons... on 11:41 - Dec 15 by EdwardStone

Never remove a condom with a cheese grater


I hope there's a story to go with this.

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Life lessons... on 11:59 - Dec 15 with 1108 viewsleitrimblue

KFC is not finger locking good if you've just dealt with a backed up septic tank
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Life lessons... on 12:03 - Dec 15 with 1085 viewsEdwardStone

Life lessons... on 11:57 - Dec 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

I hope there's a story to go with this.


Story...

Memory...

Scars.....

Pictures....

Video....

What do you want?
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Life lessons... on 12:03 - Dec 15 with 1085 viewsWarkystache

You can never really go home. It's changed. Time never leaves it in aspic for your convenience.

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Life lessons... on 12:05 - Dec 15 with 1076 viewsleitrimblue

Life lessons... on 12:03 - Dec 15 by EdwardStone

Story...

Memory...

Scars.....

Pictures....

Video....

What do you want?


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Life lessons... on 13:03 - Dec 15 with 1007 viewsYou_Bloo_Right


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Life lessons... on 13:04 - Dec 15 with 1006 viewsLord_Lucan

Do what I did.

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Life lessons... on 13:08 - Dec 15 with 997 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Life lessons... on 13:04 - Dec 15 by Lord_Lucan

Do what I did.


Some of us have long since given up on trying to be shining examples and are now content to be dire warnings.

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Life lessons... on 13:13 - Dec 15 with 975 viewsLord_Lucan

Life lessons... on 13:08 - Dec 15 by You_Bloo_Right

Some of us have long since given up on trying to be shining examples and are now content to be dire warnings.


I wasn't trying to say that I looked after my teeth since the year dot.

I smoked and drunk all my life until they were in a state.

Last year I had them all out and replaced with implants.

Simples!

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Life lessons... on 13:52 - Dec 15 with 916 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Life lessons... on 13:13 - Dec 15 by Lord_Lucan

I wasn't trying to say that I looked after my teeth since the year dot.

I smoked and drunk all my life until they were in a state.

Last year I had them all out and replaced with implants.

Simples!


I am just now trying to eat a sandwich. I think I might have to add a blender to my Christmas wish list.

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