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If you are buying a RBL poppy this year
at 22:40 15 Sep 2025

Is that a bit of Half and Half Merchandise for when we draw Kettering Town in the FA Cup?
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Two things I’d change about football immediately…
at 22:34 15 Sep 2025

I would also allow Free Kicks to be taken anywhere within a 10 yard radius of the foul.

Again, give a proper disadvantage against the team that fouls. They use the break to reorganise their defence, so even that up by allowing the other team to choose their angle of attack.
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Two things I’d change about football immediately…
at 22:31 15 Sep 2025

I would introduce an advantage system similar to Rugby Union.

Automatically allow advantage, then play on until the next dead ball. If the team with the advantage didn't gain an advantage, then you give the Free Kick or penalty.

If there is a foul at the Half way line, and the advantage period ends with a corner, the Captain could choose whether to take the corner or the free kick.

If somebody cheats and fouls it is only right that everything is done to ensure that the other team isn't disadvantaged.
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Been finding Indian takeaways in Ipswich are dropping in quality
at 22:22 15 Sep 2025

How many times did you have COVID?

I'm not being facetious- my taste buds took a battering from it.
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I'll never grow up, will I?
at 16:39 15 Sep 2025

No need for waterfowl language!

^^^And I beat you to the joke^^^
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I'll never grow up, will I?
at 16:34 15 Sep 2025

Yep. Great vantage point from the reeds.

I'm pretty chill, unless someone calls me the "C word".

That makes me go all angry and red faced.

Which should make it very apparent that I ain't no coot!
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Amorim for the sack?
at 16:31 15 Sep 2025

Any leader who acts like he did during the Penalty Shootout against Grimsby doesn't deserve the respect of their bosses, staff or team.

"It wasn't important..."

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/ruben-amorim-manchester-united-grim
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I'll never grow up, will I?
at 16:21 15 Sep 2025

Ducks coming into land on a pond.

Just before they hit the water their little legs start pumping frantically like the most manic thing you have seen, as they widen their wings to slam the brakes on.

Then, in about a quarter of a second, they transform from that whirling dervish to swimming, with their wings tucked in, along the surface of the water, acting like they are totally chill and the coolest mofos on the planet.

I try and catch their eye to go "I saw ya panicking, pal."

That's my second favourite.

My number one is the same duck a few months later, who comes into land and doesn't realise the pond has frozen over.

Funny as.

On those occasions I don't make eye contact with the duck, because it is already soaking up shame from the wider bird community, and it feels cruel to mock the afflicted.
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I'll never grow up, will I?
at 16:15 15 Sep 2025

Sounds nice, but Homer has you beaten!
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McKenna reported to be in boardroom at West Ham yesterday
at 12:05 15 Sep 2025

Nuno Espirito Santos is available right now!

They would be mad to look past him, in my opinion.

Straight in. Fired up. Already knows the League and his tactical scouts have been watching Prem matches over the last few years.
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Have we decided yet...
at 10:03 14 Sep 2025

It should be two players who don't have their own songs.
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In response to cafe and swailsey
at 09:59 14 Sep 2025

"How did you get on without me lads?

Too soon?"

"Shut up Cheio."
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Selles to be sacked and Wilder reinstated. (n/t)
at 09:56 14 Sep 2025

Looks like Metal Hacker was right about the pub:

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Well done budgies.
at 09:53 14 Sep 2025

So you are completely disregarding the team sitting unbeaten at the top of the table, who have our priority transfer target midfielder running the show?

Surely they can't be discounted that easily?
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Wrexham
at 08:44 14 Sep 2025

They should go for a Frankie Dettori and Gino D'Acampo dream team.

Passion, humour, sporting success and dietary know-how!

And lots of Ted Lasso "fish out of water" moments as they navigate North Wales, maybe in a Red and White electric VW camper van.

That's how this works, isn't it?
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In response to cafe and swailsey
at 08:30 14 Sep 2025

Diamund Brekkie Skard
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In response to cafe and swailsey
at 08:27 14 Sep 2025

I was there when Cole Skuse scored.
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Furlong
at 08:26 14 Sep 2025

It was a very good debut, but he's no Grant Ward.
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Does anyone remember when Michael Cooper
at 10:40 13 Sep 2025

was the best young goalkeeper in England?

I remember he had a long injury, but last night was a real study in how much confidence and the mental side of the game impact a goalkeeper.

So, in contrast, the clean sheet for Palmer was almost as important for us as the forwards finding form.
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So, my Friday is slowly deteriorating into an absolute nightmare of a day.
at 10:36 13 Sep 2025

I hope you went, but if you didn't I hope you watched it on Sky and enjoyed it.

And I hope that you are ok and have a better weekend.
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