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The Olympics opening ceremony is weird and proper sh!te!!!!
at 19:34 26 Jul 2024

I hope the producers of Assassin's Creed are getting royalties for this blatant rip off.

Mind you, after what happened with Notre Dame, you'd think they would shy away from having someone running around with a naked flame on the rooves of their most historic buildings!

And as for having a "mysterious masked figure" carrying the flame, so that they can do a "Wow! What a twist! It was Brigitte Bardot all along!" Scooby Doo reveal at the end...
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Caption Competition
at 18:25 26 Jul 2024

TWTD members question Facters' loyalties after he defaces board with yellow and green image.
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Caption Competition
at 17:51 25 Jul 2024

"Is that a sweatshirt?"

"No, it's a Jersey!"
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Phil has quit!
at 17:42 25 Jul 2024

I'm hearing rumours of a dreaded vote of confidence.

It all got a bit Kendall Roy, apparently. Lots of suits looking down at the table as they raised their hands to vote.

Phil's put his black hoodie and best trainers on, and is off to an underground garage music and sex club as we speak. The VIP area is gonna be powder central, tonight.

"I DON'T FFFFFAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGGG NEED THEM! THEY NEED MEEEEE!!!!!"
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A One Nation Tory? My ass!
at 17:31 25 Jul 2024

Makes a change from "Yes, but Corbyn", I suppose.
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Breaking a journey to Scotland from London
at 09:27 25 Jul 2024

You should watch the new take on The Decameron while you are there, just to go full meta.
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Caption Competition
at 22:45 24 Jul 2024

8 out of 10 Cats hate this Moggie.
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Depression Mind Shift Help
at 22:25 24 Jul 2024

Are you on an antidepressant that starts with "M"?

I have known several people who have taken an antidepressant that has caused this absolute flattening of emotional response.

If you are on this one, or any other antidepressant for that matter, and if this "flattening" of mood (and I would argue "crushing" of mood) is a price that you don't feel is worth paying, then it is worth going back to your GP and explaining how you are feeling. It is then important, if your GP agrees that you should withdraw from it, that you follow their guidance to step down the dose.

Hopefully they would then try a different drug that works in a different way, and you may find that preferable.
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Control-freakery gone mad
at 17:37 24 Jul 2024

They have a point about all those selfish people who choose to have triplets without a thought for the public purse, though.
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How is repeatedly whipping a horse
at 10:54 24 Jul 2024

On a technicality, surely, as a bare minimum, it's twenty-four "errors of judgement".
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ITFC to offer 18m for Jack Clarke
at 10:52 24 Jul 2024

If we "spend" £120 million in fees, and each player is signed to a 5 year contract, then our accounts will show the £120 million spread over the next 5 financial years, so £24 million per year.

We don't have cashflow issues, due to the substantial sums invested during the last 6 months and the TV money due this coming season.

So, crazy though it sounds, as long as the contracts the players sign have appropriate reductions in the case of relegation, then £120 million, or even more, to sign mainly young players, on long-term contracts, can be sustainable.

If one of these players becomes a big hit in the Premier then their value will double or more by the season's end.
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Chalobah could be available...
at 22:33 22 Jul 2024

So, basically, there is a Dom Ball shaped hole for him to fill in our squad.

I reckon he's an upgrade, and I would be surprised if anyone disagreed.
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Hope you all will be watching
at 01:21 22 Jul 2024

Memories are long:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_Tans
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Hundred for Harry Brook
at 23:01 21 Jul 2024

He is young, but his Test career so far is a large enough data set to make preliminary judgements. Over 20 innings and over 1000 Test runs is a sufficient sample size.

Root may go past Cook's All Time England Highest Test Run Scorer record this year, having begun his career batting alongside Cook.

It's too early to say that Brook WILL go past Root (any sportsperson is potentially one injury away from the end of their career at any point) but there is the possibility that, having begun his career playing alongside him, Brook could overtake Root.
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Anyone collect anything?
at 22:36 21 Jul 2024

If money wasn't an object, there would be no coins to collect!
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Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
at 10:58 20 Jul 2024

I don't think Maitlis quite hits the mark, here.

It would have been better to put his record of absenteeism from European Parliament committees to him, and ask him if he is serious about being an MP and the difficult work of Constituency representation, or whether he is just interested in crowds and photo opportunities.
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Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
at 10:54 20 Jul 2024

Blackpool just called and wants its USP back.
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A very important 4 weeks ahead isn't it
at 10:10 20 Jul 2024

Maybe the "Elephant" refers to us having a Coventry supporter in the room?

I have bitten in the past, but try to send them to Coventry, now, anyway.
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Lesley Ugochukwu from Chelsea
at 01:20 20 Jul 2024

If you read their post from 14th July it is pretty spot on.

Mentions that they could be French or could be Nigerian, and Ugochukwu qualifies to play for both.
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Best 5 footballers in the World
at 20:14 19 Jul 2024

You must be one of the best Grandads out there, Keno.

Good work!
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