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I might have missed it but was it announced……
at 09:06 7 May 2025

The eggs were in a jar but if all the eggs had been in one basket then that would be asking for trouble.
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Is Trump a sandwich short of a picnic?
at 09:02 7 May 2025

The ridiculous stuff is to enrage the MSM and get their front pages dominated by Alcatraz or Greenland or something.
He floods the space with countless ill-thought through ideas and then later dials them back because a man, a strong man with tears in his eyes, pleaded with Trump and Trump relented. 2 stories - the announcement and the dial-back and the second story makes Trump out to be a kind and wise leader. He solved a dilemma that never existed.
This is all to take your eyes off the boring stuff which is the numerous Executive orders which are Project 25, salting the earth to make sure there's no easy way back to Democracy.
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Is Trump a sandwich short of a picnic?
at 20:35 6 May 2025

Jon Stewart pointed out that Escape from Alcatraz was being shown on TV on Sunday afternoon in the Florida area and anyone watching TV could have seen it.
That evening, Trump does a Truth(?) Social post saying he wants Alcatraz to be renovated.
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Reform Policy
at 12:09 6 May 2025

Reform are a party of protest.
What happens at Councils where they are the main party?
They are the ones in charge - do they protest against themselves?
Councils have procedures. If you want to say something in a meeting, you table a motion beforehand in accordance with the rules. I don't see Reform wanting to follow rules so some council meetings will just be shouting matches.
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Leeds and Burnley secure 2026 relegation spot 🤣🤣🤣
at 17:07 4 May 2025

I thought it was amusing.
Always funny when they're picking on others and not us.
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Walsall
at 17:09 3 May 2025

Paul Cook has sneaked Chesterfield into 6th spot.
Salford drew and the Spirites won.
Is nothing connected with Manure working anymore?
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Oh - we're gonna lose 3-2?
at 16:47 3 May 2025

Commentator lamenting the fact that Everton have let 2-0 leads slip on more than one occasion this season.
He seems to be unaware of our record in the closing 10 minutes of a match.
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Oh - we're gonna lose 3-2?
at 16:44 3 May 2025

Glass half empty?
Let the Town fill it up for you.
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The dark side
at 16:37 3 May 2025

... of the pitch on my match feed is a really downer.
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So now the Tories are seemingly finished...
at 15:20 3 May 2025

Earth to planet Lagos - can you hear me.

Tories 121 MPs
Reform 6

Tories 4824 councilors
Reform 799

With those figures they're really stuffed aren't they?
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My tup'ence worth... Next year was probably always the target year for a REAL
at 20:23 28 Apr 2025

2p or not 2p.

I suspect it's 2d.
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Southampton - Going Going Gone - Fire Sale
at 20:19 28 Apr 2025

Rather cheap for a club in the Premiership.
That's the sort of money you'd expect to pay for a Championship club.

Oh wait.
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Celebrating Hitlers birthday in Britain
at 20:07 28 Apr 2025

I'm counting 4.
That's less people than the Popular Front of Judea had.
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Do you wipe after having a piss?
at 19:52 28 Apr 2025

I'm actually really lazy.
So lazy I can't be bothered to dust so cleaning the bathroom floor and walls just won't happen.
I've lived in my current flat for 3+ years now and if I had stood, the bathroom would honk big-time, meaning I'd have no option but to piss in the kitchen sink.
I can't imagine how long a forced heave due to constipation would take - I would probably pass out.
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I wonder if some of that huge press area can be.
at 19:36 28 Apr 2025

You've missed the opportunity of a lifetime and you don't even know it.

Start a football blog.
Join the National Union of Journalists - NUJ.
Get a Press card.
Take one of those empty seats with a fantastic view of the pitch for FREE.
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Was shopping in ASDA today and got a complaint almost immediately
at 17:07 28 Apr 2025

Just get your butler to sort it.
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Just climbed Snowdon
at 17:05 28 Apr 2025

You are Donald Trump and I claim my $5.
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Do you wipe after having a piss?
at 14:58 27 Apr 2025

At home I use one-sheet as a wipe.

In my student days I shared a house with 2 girls.
The girls insisted/demanded that I sit down when I have a piss.
Everything goes down the pan - no splash zone to clear up.
I've sat down ever since.
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Luton just sent Cardiff and Plymouth down
at 14:59 26 Apr 2025

You assume Middlesboro will win today.

Oh hang on, it's 'on the beach City'.
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Luton just sent Cardiff and Plymouth down
at 14:53 26 Apr 2025

Cardiff and Plymouth both win today (unlikely).
+ Hull v Derby is a draw.
No-one is mathematically relegated.

If Hull and Derby then win their last fixture and Luton lose theirs then it's Luton who goes down.

Luton is pronounced loot...ern.
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