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The end of the road
at 05:43 4 Aug 2017

So, 3-0 in the end and the gallant run is over. Apparently 'lots of tears were shed'. No disgrace though and hats off to you all. ................................... But Athletico Madrid probably deserved it over two legs.
Number 9 shirt
at 07:50 3 Aug 2017

Top Tips
Instead of buying a striker, spray an area of the pitch with a blue no. 9 shirt. This will provide a target for defenders, save a few quid and help prevent any false optimism of a goal-laden season.

Any talk of hanging a shirt from Row Z is, however, just facetiousness.
[Post edited 3 Aug 2017 7:54]
Bunn signing refuted.
at 13:21 1 Aug 2017

Apparently we are going for Chignon instead.
French & classier.
The world of celebrity has finally eaten itself.
at 09:11 14 Jul 2017

Oh dear. Oh dear.
Philosophical question...
at 10:55 4 Jul 2017

I've been pondering....

If we played against Ipswich, how do you think we'd do?

My money would definitely be on an away win.

How would we set up against ourselves?
Would the 'away Ipswich' sit deep and try to counter with Sears, Celina, etc's pace?
Would the 'home Ipswich' stick to nervous hoofing?

We'd get a decent crowd though, as Ipswich are still pretty popular as visitors and people still expect the 'Ipswich way' of playing.

Any thoughts?
Complaint to admin
at 13:41 16 Jun 2017

Dear admin,

Why do the reports of our League Cup First Round always say 'Town have been handed an away draw at xxxxxxx', when in fact we always go on to lose? Every June, I pass on this good news to my eight-year-old son, only to see the devastation on his little face every August.

In future, could you please correct the reports to read 'Town have been handed a home/away defeat at xxxxxxxx'?

Yours gratefully,

Mr WF Rice
Where IS Mick McCarthy going on holiday?
at 09:48 9 May 2017

Apart from the Jurrasic Park idea, any suggestions?
Derby question
at 15:16 17 Feb 2017

What DID happen when the boys from Norwich City went to Rome to see the Pope?
Jim White - stay away
at 08:17 31 Jan 2017

I think we should see the Transfer Window differently.

Save the cash that we'd have given to a spolit, journeyman flouncer - and his agent - and recruit/train young players who actually appreciate where they are in life, who can grow up as good footballers and as good people and who ENJOY playing football, so we can ENJOY watching football again.

We don't want 'guaranteed success', just local kids playing passing football, flashes of class, an ambition to score more goals than the opposition, a will to win, a friendly Portman Road atmosphere, reasonable ticket prices (just ask other clubs) and a feeling of belonging.

None of those can be bought today.
at 17:59 30 Jan 2017

"I thought we did ok. I can't ask any more from my players. The lads gave it their all. At the end of the day, the transfer window is a good side. It's got some very good players and we're up against it financially. The window took its chances and we didn't. Simple. A couple of daft defensive errors and we were punished. But we'll regroup ready for the summer."

"...oh, and Tabby and Chambo were different class."
[Post edited 30 Jan 2017 18:00]
Which of these players (in their prime) would most help our present team?
at 13:07 24 Jan 2017

Which of these players (in their prime) would most help our present team?

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Ultimately, what is the main reason that we've all had enough?
at 10:53 24 Jan 2017

Question for admin... Is it possible to put a US president on 'ignore'?
at 13:46 16 Jan 2017

Douglas cracker
at 17:04 2 Jan 2017

Jonathan Douglas clearly came out of a Christmas cracker. But is he the pathetic imitation of a hat, the unfunny joke or the useless piece of plastic crap that you don't know want to do with?
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