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Women! 15:11 - Jan 4 with 583 viewsartsbossbeard

I got Mrs Beard one of those alarm clocks that starts to light up 30mins before the alarm goes off in an attempt to bring you out of your sleep gradually.

Anyhoo, she set it up and ever since it has a) not done the lighty up thing and b) actually not gone off, therefore making it my issue, of course.

On looking at it for all of 2 seconds maximum, I was able to establish that she had set the alarm for 7pm.

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Women! on 15:15 - Jan 4 with 544 viewsKeno

aw bless her

Maybe you should suggest that you should wake a bit earlier in the morning and act as her alarm clock by gently bringing her out of her slumbers in a variety of different ways

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Women! on 15:16 - Jan 4 with 535 viewsartsbossbeard

Women! on 15:15 - Jan 4 by Keno

aw bless her

Maybe you should suggest that you should wake a bit earlier in the morning and act as her alarm clock by gently bringing her out of her slumbers in a variety of different ways


It's difficult to do this from the naughty step.

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Women! on 15:17 - Jan 4 with 521 viewsKeno

Women! on 15:16 - Jan 4 by artsbossbeard

It's difficult to do this from the naughty step.


just poke her with a long pole

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Women! on 15:24 - Jan 4 with 463 viewsfactual_blue

Women! on 15:17 - Jan 4 by Keno

just poke her with a long pole


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Women! on 15:56 - Jan 4 with 390 viewsSporall

I have one of those, and it's one of the very best things I have bought. A real game changer for me on dark mornings.
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Women! on 15:57 - Jan 4 with 378 viewsPendejo

Women! on 15:56 - Jan 4 by Sporall

I have one of those, and it's one of the very best things I have bought. A real game changer for me on dark mornings.


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Women! on 15:57 - Jan 4 with 375 viewsDanTheMan

Women! on 15:56 - Jan 4 by Sporall

I have one of those, and it's one of the very best things I have bought. A real game changer for me on dark mornings.


Agreed. Over Christmas I wasn't using and finding it very difficult to get up regardless of time but since going back to work I'm usually awake just before alarm goes off because of the light.

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