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Genuine question to vegans 07:59 - Dec 9 with 1813 viewsLord_Lucan

I was frying up a leftover kebab last night and the smell was so alluring that I began to salivate and this got me thinking.

Does the same thing happen to you when you mow the grass?

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Genuine question to vegans on 08:23 - Dec 9 with 1757 viewswitchdoctor

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Genuine question to vegans on 08:43 - Dec 9 with 1723 viewsSWGF

Could I borrow someone's euphemism dictionary? Need to translate "frying up a leftover kebab".

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Genuine question to vegans on 08:58 - Dec 9 with 1688 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Come around and sniff my reheated tempeh sometime your lordship !

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Genuine question to vegans on 09:19 - Dec 9 with 1643 viewsLord_Lucan

Genuine question to vegans on 08:43 - Dec 9 by SWGF

Could I borrow someone's euphemism dictionary? Need to translate "frying up a leftover kebab".


Lucan Top Tip.

Buy an oversized kebab, one of those "Specials" when you get doner, chicken, kofte, shish etc and it is nearly impossible to eat the whole mother.

Next day chuck the remains into a frying pan, add fresh green or crushed dried chilis and fry the beast up before inserting into wraps.

It is a taste sensation.

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Genuine question to vegans on 09:33 - Dec 9 with 1620 viewsBiGDonnie

Genuine question to vegans on 08:43 - Dec 9 by SWGF

Could I borrow someone's euphemism dictionary? Need to translate "frying up a leftover kebab".


Hahaha, my man!

Sounds like Lucan went back for seconds before leaving for work!

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Genuine question to vegans on 09:33 - Dec 9 with 1616 viewsGlasgowBlue

You’ve been much missed on here mate. Even Callis would have a wry chuckle at that post.

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Genuine question to vegans on 09:37 - Dec 9 with 1608 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Genuine question to vegans on 09:33 - Dec 9 by GlasgowBlue

You’ve been much missed on here mate. Even Callis would have a wry chuckle at that post.


No he hasn't.....fook him!! you creepy b@stard!
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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Genuine question to vegans on 10:15 - Dec 9 with 1544 viewsgainsboroughblue

Genuine question to vegans on 09:19 - Dec 9 by Lord_Lucan

Lucan Top Tip.

Buy an oversized kebab, one of those "Specials" when you get doner, chicken, kofte, shish etc and it is nearly impossible to eat the whole mother.

Next day chuck the remains into a frying pan, add fresh green or crushed dried chilis and fry the beast up before inserting into wraps.

It is a taste sensation.


Care to divulge the establishment you procured said feast?

This could be key in my supper plans (and subsequent break of fast tomorrow).

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Genuine question to vegans on 10:34 - Dec 9 with 1519 viewsLord_Lucan

Genuine question to vegans on 10:15 - Dec 9 by gainsboroughblue

Care to divulge the establishment you procured said feast?

This could be key in my supper plans (and subsequent break of fast tomorrow).


I got this one from Marmaris which is a great kebabary but I would say that the Selkirk Rd lot just edge it with their (I think it's a Rushmere Special) but they don't deliver.

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Genuine question to vegans on 17:31 - Jan 9 with 1251 viewsLord_Lucan

Thinking further - is it permissible for vegan babies to drink tit milk or do they have to have a pre packaged almond alternative?

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Genuine question to vegans on 17:34 - Jan 9 with 1237 viewsPrideOfTheEast

Genuine question to vegans on 17:31 - Jan 9 by Lord_Lucan

Thinking further - is it permissible for vegan babies to drink tit milk or do they have to have a pre packaged almond alternative?


Ha. Depends if the mother is a vegan or not.
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Genuine question to vegans on 17:40 - Jan 9 with 1220 viewsHARRY10

what vegans miss out on



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Genuine question to vegans on 01:02 - Jan 10 with 982 viewsHong_Kong_Bluey

For goodness sake, is nothing sacred. It's totally insulting to vegans to suggest they would salivate at the smell of cut grass.

You obviously need to throw it on the bonfire to induce that reaction.
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