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I've had an idea 14:43 - Mar 27 with 857 viewsLord_Lucan

If I find myself in Norwich again when they do the next NHS clap shall I go outside and sing throughout "If you all hate Norwich clap your hands"

Do you double dare me?

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I've had an idea on 14:50 - Mar 27 with 807 viewsfabian_illness

You’ll never make yourself heard above that lot.
Have you heard the noise 12 webbed fingers make when they are clapped together?
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I've had an idea on 14:57 - Mar 27 with 770 viewsgainsboroughblue

Then follow it up with.

What do you think of Norwich? Sh*t
What do you think of sh*t? Norwich


Thankyou

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I've had an idea on 15:06 - Mar 27 with 740 viewsNthQldITFC

I've had an idea on 14:50 - Mar 27 by fabian_illness

You’ll never make yourself heard above that lot.
Have you heard the noise 12 webbed fingers make when they are clapped together?


That's a persuasive hypothesis, however it's far too easy to jump to conclusions given insufficient data, as we should be all too well aware at the moment.

The 20% volume increase that you imply is adversely affected by the well-known fact that half of people from the particular genetic puddle which is Norfolk, are unable to reliably make their hands collide when they intend to anyway. Taken together, this would imply a 40% volume decrease compared to the norm, however even this is not enough to account for the historically hushed ambience of Carrot Road.

And so, as ever, we must wait for more data.

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