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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle 15:26 - Jun 19 with 1815 viewsITFCfatso

Thats me tea tonight, pukka the misses says we aint got any afters but I know shes got a doubcle decker in the fridge so ill stuff that down me crumpet before we sit an watch birds ov a feather.class that!
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:28 - Jun 19 with 909 viewsLibero

You're J2 from the future, aren't you?
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:28 - Jun 19 with 908 viewsSpruceMoose

I'm over here lolling at the idea of you having a missus!

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:29 - Jun 19 with 901 viewsSpruceMoose

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:28 - Jun 19 by Libero

You're J2 from the future, aren't you?


Future? I'm thinking the past!

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:31 - Jun 19 with 890 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:28 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

I'm over here lolling at the idea of you having a missus!


misses is a sxc hot model.sometihng you could only dream of!
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:31 - Jun 19 with 888 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:29 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

Future? I'm thinking the past!


Nah, it's just clever writing. They want you to think it's the past but then they drop the Girlfriend remark to give us super fans a hint that it's the future.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:31 - Jun 19 with 887 viewsKeno

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:28 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

I'm over here lolling at the idea of you having a missus!


I wonder what she looks like

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:32 - Jun 19 with 876 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:31 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

misses is a sxc hot model.sometihng you could only dream of!


Adrian told me that she made his fingers smell like corned beef.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:32 - Jun 19 with 876 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:31 - Jun 19 by Keno

I wonder what she looks like


fit as fk, not that its owt of ur business
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:33 - Jun 19 with 873 viewsSpruceMoose

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:31 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

misses is a sxc hot model.sometihng you could only dream of!


I bet she's proper fit when she backs that overflowing ass up on her mobility scooter!

Beep Beep!

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:33 - Jun 19 with 867 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:32 - Jun 19 by Libero

Adrian told me that she made his fingers smell like corned beef.


Dirty get.Adrian is lowlife anyway.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:34 - Jun 19 with 859 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:33 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

I bet she's proper fit when she backs that overflowing ass up on her mobility scooter!

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don't be jelous u slag
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:35 - Jun 19 with 855 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:33 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

Dirty get.Adrian is lowlife anyway.


reckons she farted every time he pumped her mate, doesn't matter if your girl looks as fit as Kim Marsh when she smells like a boiled egg factory.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:36 - Jun 19 with 850 viewsSpruceMoose

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:34 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

don't be jelous u slag


I can't help it! If I close my eyes I can imagine her naturally sweet mayonnaise smell and picture the satiny chip fat sheen of her skin.

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:37 - Jun 19 with 844 viewsSpruceMoose

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:35 - Jun 19 by Libero

reckons she farted every time he pumped her mate, doesn't matter if your girl looks as fit as Kim Marsh when she smells like a boiled egg factory.
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That's no way to talk about Large Marge the Party Barge.

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:37 - Jun 19 with 841 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:35 - Jun 19 by Libero

reckons she farted every time he pumped her mate, doesn't matter if your girl looks as fit as Kim Marsh when she smells like a boiled egg factory.
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kim marsh off the sugababes?.and anyway I like eggs
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:38 - Jun 19 with 831 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:37 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

kim marsh off the sugababes?.and anyway I like eggs


Yeah, the ones that you used to make the pages stick together on in your sisters copy of smash hits.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:39 - Jun 19 with 823 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:36 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

I can't help it! If I close my eyes I can imagine her naturally sweet mayonnaise smell and picture the satiny chip fat sheen of her skin.


haha yh very funny mate she aint fatshes a size 18 moron
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:39 - Jun 19 with 823 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:37 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

That's no way to talk about Large Marge the Party Barge.


Show some respect mate, her name is Kayleigh.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:40 - Jun 19 with 818 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:39 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

haha yh very funny mate she aint fatshes a size 18 moron


16 if she buys it from Peacocks.
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:40 - Jun 19 with 816 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:38 - Jun 19 by Libero

Yeah, the ones that you used to make the pages stick together on in your sisters copy of smash hits.


nothin but a freak son.get a life
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:40 - Jun 19 with 815 viewsSpruceMoose

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:39 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

haha yh very funny mate she aint fatshes a size 18 moron


Yeah but with her deep crevice you must be hung like a Pringles tube to even get it up there!

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:41 - Jun 19 with 799 viewsITFCfatso

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:40 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

Yeah but with her deep crevice you must be hung like a Pringles tube to even get it up there!


don't even like pringlesyou sicko.apart from the texas bbq
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:42 - Jun 19 with 795 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:40 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

nothin but a freak son.get a life


Sorry mate, know you told me that in confidence, shouldn't have shared publicly.

Are you still delivering pizzas for Paul the Turk?
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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:43 - Jun 19 with 789 viewsSpruceMoose

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:41 - Jun 19 by ITFCfatso

don't even like pringlesyou sicko.apart from the texas bbq


Does she like you having the bigger tiddays in the relationship?

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Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:44 - Jun 19 with 783 viewsLibero

Gammon egg chips and curry super noodle on 15:43 - Jun 19 by SpruceMoose

Does she like you having the bigger tiddays in the relationship?


Mate, do you think he's a comedy creation or are you just being exceptionally rude to him for no reason?

Bang out of order. I can vouch for this poster, he's legit.

I probably shouldn't have made the J2 joke, seems to have confused people.
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