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If players surround the ref a new system should be introduced whereby a fifth official, a burly gentleman of ill repute, enters the field of play and slaps seven shades of brown out of one of the offending players. Whilst everything settles down, an entertainer (a modern day Bruce Forsyth if one exists) enters the arena and does an entertainment routine fit for the occasion.