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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! 08:51 - Aug 9 with 1099 viewshomer_123

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 08:56 - Aug 9 with 1063 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

If you wanted sanity you need to keep far away from this place!

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 08:58 - Aug 9 with 1058 viewsDanTheMan

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 08:56 - Aug 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

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I'll have you know I'm perfectly sane.


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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 09:06 - Aug 9 with 1025 viewsKeno

I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”,
He said: “How flexible are you?”,
I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 09:30 - Aug 9 with 946 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 09:06 - Aug 9 by Keno

I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”,
He said: “How flexible are you?”,
I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays


We have a Tim Vine joke book in the bathroom, just in case anyone's in there for a long session! I forget it's in there, but every now and then when I'm least expecting it, Lady Dollers comes out and hits me with a joke similar to that.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 09:50 - Aug 9 with 914 viewsWhos_blue

I went to the Dr's recently.
I told him I had pain all over my body and it hurt everywhere I pressed my finger.
He told me I had a broken finger.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:03 - Aug 9 with 850 viewsKeno

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 09:30 - Aug 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

We have a Tim Vine joke book in the bathroom, just in case anyone's in there for a long session! I forget it's in there, but every now and then when I'm least expecting it, Lady Dollers comes out and hits me with a joke similar to that.


Tim Vine can only dream as being as funny as the man to whom that one is attributed.

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.


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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:23 - Aug 9 with 830 viewsblueasfook

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 09:50 - Aug 9 by Whos_blue

I went to the Dr's recently.
I told him I had pain all over my body and it hurt everywhere I pressed my finger.
He told me I had a broken finger.


I went to the doctor's as I was putting on weight.

He said to me "You're going to have eat less fatty"
"Less fatty what?" I asked.
He replied, "No, you're going to have eat less, fatty"

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:24 - Aug 9 with 823 viewsblueasfook

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:23 - Aug 9 by blueasfook

I went to the doctor's as I was putting on weight.

He said to me "You're going to have eat less fatty"
"Less fatty what?" I asked.
He replied, "No, you're going to have eat less, fatty"


Just waiting for Jeera, Dollers and SB to downvote me now for fat shaming myself.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:27 - Aug 9 with 794 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:24 - Aug 9 by blueasfook

Just waiting for Jeera, Dollers and SB to downvote me now for fat shaming myself.


When have I ever complained about fat shaming? I didn't even complain/post on your Gaza joke thread yesterday.

Your obsession with me is weird.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:29 - Aug 9 with 788 viewsblueasfook

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:27 - Aug 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

When have I ever complained about fat shaming? I didn't even complain/post on your Gaza joke thread yesterday.

Your obsession with me is weird.


You downvote ALL my posts, including that one. I know what you're trying to do. If anyone goes back through my posting history, they'll see a downvote from you on 90% of them.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:33 - Aug 9 with 774 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:29 - Aug 9 by blueasfook

You downvote ALL my posts, including that one. I know what you're trying to do. If anyone goes back through my posting history, they'll see a downvote from you on 90% of them.


I like how in the space of a few seconds "ALL" dropped to "90%"!

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:35 - Aug 9 with 763 viewsVeggie

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:24 - Aug 9 by blueasfook

Just waiting for Jeera, Dollers and SB to downvote me now for fat shaming myself.


*consults Guardian
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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:37 - Aug 9 with 757 viewsblueasfook

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:33 - Aug 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

I like how in the space of a few seconds "ALL" dropped to "90%"!


You are not denying your hateful campaign of downvoting me though.

I really don't know what I have done to upset you.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:44 - Aug 9 with 735 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:37 - Aug 9 by blueasfook

You are not denying your hateful campaign of downvoting me though.

I really don't know what I have done to upset you.


I really don't pay attention to my up or down voting history. I generally downvote things that are stupid or wrong (or both). If I've disproportionately downvoted your posts it's because most of them are stupid or wrong (or both).

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 11:01 - Aug 9 with 694 viewsVeggie

Ohhh, it is so going to be one of 'those' days!!!! on 10:23 - Aug 9 by blueasfook

I went to the doctor's as I was putting on weight.

He said to me "You're going to have eat less fatty"
"Less fatty what?" I asked.
He replied, "No, you're going to have eat less, fatty"


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