| Xmas jokes 17:18 - Dec 16 with 4562 views | HARRY10 |
If you can't wait to pull the cracker, I'll start things off with an old favourite
Why hasn't Father Christmas gone any children ?
He only comes one a year.....
..... and that's down the chimbley |  | | |  |
| Xmas jokes on 19:40 - Dec 16 with 1244 views | WeWereZombies |
| Xmas jokes on 19:13 - Dec 16 by eireblue |
So when you are trying to get a set, must make it hard to know what you are still looking for? |
I asked a friend to help me on that and when they refused I told them I was going with or without you... |  |
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| Xmas jokes on 20:14 - Dec 16 with 1196 views | eireblue |
| Xmas jokes on 19:40 - Dec 16 by WeWereZombies |
I asked a friend to help me on that and when they refused I told them I was going with or without you... |
Your friend missed out, I heard it is even better than the real thing. |  | | |
| Xmas jokes on 09:47 - Dec 17 with 1088 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Xmas jokes on 20:14 - Dec 16 by eireblue |
Your friend missed out, I heard it is even better than the real thing. |
Bonopoly is such a confusing game though. The streets have no name. |  |
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| Xmas jokes on 10:28 - Dec 17 with 1069 views | ElephantintheRoom |
Why can you never beat an elephant at cards?
Because no matter how good your hand an elephant can always trumpet | |
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| Xmas jokes on 10:52 - Dec 17 with 1055 views | bazza |
| Xmas jokes on 09:47 - Dec 17 by You_Bloo_Right |
Bonopoly is such a confusing game though. The streets have no name. |
You can say that again.. |  | | |
| Xmas jokes on 11:01 - Dec 17 with 1035 views | NW10_Tractor |
You will never see Father Christmas at Ipswich Hospital…
Because he has private elf care… |  |
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| Xmas jokes on 11:04 - Dec 17 with 1027 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Xmas jokes on 10:52 - Dec 17 by bazza |
You can say that again.. |
B*gger, missed it.
You're all So Cruel and i feel like a Lemon now. | |
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| Xmas jokes on 11:06 - Dec 17 with 1019 views | NW10_Tractor |
Someone asked me why I invited Wu Tang Clan, N.W.A and Snoop Dogg to my staff Christmas party…
It’s because they are good at Wrapping… | |
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| Xmas jokes on 11:08 - Dec 17 with 1004 views | NW10_Tractor |
I was asked why Liz Truss was sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn’t run a stable government! | |
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| Xmas jokes on 11:28 - Dec 17 with 987 views | bazza |
You know The best thing about this time of year.. you can slam your laptop
Shut when your missus walks in the room , and she thinks your ordering presents.. | | | |
| Xmas jokes on 14:01 - Dec 17 with 922 views | NW10_Tractor |
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis! | |
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