| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 2071 views | NthQldITFC |
28 Day Slater
Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:48 - Jun 20 with 280 views | wischip |
The Human Centipede (Hirst Sequence).
George Hirst plays an insane scientist with macabre fantasies who kidnaps 3 tourists & conjoins their 3 haircuts together. |  | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:39 - Jun 20 with 228 views | BlueBoots |
The Quanermass Xperiment
Having gone missing for a number of years, we discover that Collin Quaner had been holed up on a lunar spacestation where he was hypnotised by the evil Dr. Lambert into creating an army of humanoid robot priests, who are then sent to Earth programmed to brainwash Christians into supporting the Scottish national football team. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:26 - Jun 20 with 203 views | WeWereZombies |
Doctor Couñago
David Lean brings Pasternak's epic to the big screen as we see a young and talented Galician arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. After a retreat to the snowy wastes of Malaga he returned to the capital of football but the changed times made life difficult. Nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:28 - Jun 20 with 178 views | The_Major |
Romeo Is Reading
Harrowing tale of how innocent little Dutch boy Ulrich Wilson is stopped at the customs check at Parkeston Quay in 1988. Following a search, publications of eye spinning depravity is discovered, the like of which hadn't been seen before, and indeed wouldn't be until the Internet became a thing.
Ulrichs only defence is that he was bringing it to a work colleague in his new job, a suave moustachioed cove with a penchant for this kind of literature. Allegedly.
Will Ulrich escape and make his dreams cone true? Or will his new employers replace him with Andy Bernal? [Post edited 20 Jun 17:32]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:32 - Jun 20 with 173 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:26 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies |
Doctor Couñago
David Lean brings Pasternak's epic to the big screen as we see a young and talented Galician arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. After a retreat to the snowy wastes of Malaga he returned to the capital of football but the changed times made life difficult. Nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands. |
The Adventures of Shefti Kuqi the Finn
Obviously the argument rages over whether this is better than the Counago Film
In a retelling of the original story we see a hard working Finn arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. Alas it was not to be but nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands, with whom he shared some iconic moments |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:37 - Jun 20 with 171 views | The_Major |
Milton's Paradise Cost
In which a wide eyed eager fellow from Bury Town becomes obsessed with how much financial outlay would be required to follow Joni Mitchell's advice, pave over a noted local beauty spot, and construct a new car park. | | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 18:12 - Jun 20 with 153 views | Trequartista |
Miller's Crossing.
Basically 2 hours 45 minutes of just watching Tommy at the training ground attempt to swing it in from wide positions. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 18:36 - Jun 20 with 134 views | WeWereZombies |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:32 - Jun 20 by Keno |
The Adventures of Shefti Kuqi the Finn
Obviously the argument rages over whether this is better than the Counago Film
In a retelling of the original story we see a hard working Finn arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. Alas it was not to be but nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands, with whom he shared some iconic moments |
The court case over this obvious plagiarism will be long and costly...
And Justice For Ball
Al Pacino plays Dominic Ball, a spirited but perhaps limited midfielder who gets booked just for looking like a player who might commit a foul. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:03 - Jun 20 with 131 views | Trequartista |
Turner & Hooch
Reserve team Robin just can't break into the side and descends into a spiral of alcopops addiction. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:13 - Jun 20 with 127 views | Trequartista |
Forrest Grump
Clive Baker retains his place and yeah you can guess the rest. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:08 - Jun 20 with 87 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:13 - Jun 20 by Trequartista |
Forrest Grump
Clive Baker retains his place and yeah you can guess the rest. |
Once upon a time in the west stand
Featuring the antics of group of grumpy old mean tutting loudly, adjusting their blankets and making sure their flasks are warm enough | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:13 - Jun 20 with 85 views | WeWereZombies |
The Pennyfather
'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to score goals - for money.'...OK, but just the one. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:18 - Jun 20 with 73 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:13 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies |
The Pennyfather
'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to score goals - for money.'...OK, but just the one. |
Any which way we lose
A Scottish waster takes over a football club and despite claims he had been involved in big clubs proves to be complete and utter fraudster | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 00:02 - Jun 21 with 32 views | TheBlueGnu |
"Celina: In the Name of Flair" Genre: Romantic Comedy-Drama with a Hint of Espionage and a Splash of Hair Gel
Starring:
Bersant Celina as himself — the mercurial playmaker whose dazzling footwork hides a tangled past.
Nigel Havers as Sir Alistair Pembroke, a suave but suspicious FA dignitary who believes Celina’s talent may be the key to unlocking an ancient tactical manuscript.
Norman Eshley as Maurice Barrowclough, a retired right-back-turned-art dealer who claims to know where the manuscript is buried (underneath an old Subbuteo stadium in Clacton)
Plot: Celina, recently returned to Ipswich to “find his form” (and his first love — a French pastry chef named Camille who now runs a Greggs in Stowmarket), unwittingly becomes the centre of a covert operation by the FA, who believe he is the “Chosen Dribbler” foretold in Sir Alf Ramsey’s lost playbook.
As Nigel Havers’s Sir Alistair tries to woo Camille for his own gain and Norman Eshley’s Maurice refuses to stop quoting Shankly while hiding clues in cornflake boxes, Celina must decide: return to the Bosnian national team for glory, or stay in Suffolk and uncover the truth behind Project: Wing Wizard.
Includes a climactic chase through Christchurch Park involving a labradoodle, a stolen tactics board, and a rogue linesman on roller skates. |  |
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