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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 1925 viewsNthQldITFC

28 Day Slater

Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place.

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:48 - Jun 20 with 239 viewswischip

The Human Centipede (Hirst Sequence).
George Hirst plays an insane scientist with macabre fantasies who kidnaps 3 tourists & conjoins their 3 haircuts together.
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:39 - Jun 20 with 187 viewsBlueBoots

The Quanermass Xperiment

Having gone missing for a number of years, we discover that Collin Quaner had been holed up on a lunar spacestation where he was hypnotised by the evil Dr. Lambert into creating an army of humanoid robot priests, who are then sent to Earth programmed to brainwash Christians into supporting the Scottish national football team.

Poll: My morning poo-poo took 3 flushes to clear. Who do I call?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:26 - Jun 20 with 162 viewsWeWereZombies

Doctor Couñago

David Lean brings Pasternak's epic to the big screen as we see a young and talented Galician arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. After a retreat to the snowy wastes of Malaga he returned to the capital of football but the changed times made life difficult. Nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:28 - Jun 20 with 137 viewsThe_Major

Romeo Is Reading

Harrowing tale of how innocent little Dutch boy Ulrich Wilson is stopped at the customs check at Parkeston Quay in 1988. Following a search, publications of eye spinning depravity is discovered, the like of which hadn't been seen before, and indeed wouldn't be until the Internet became a thing.

Ulrichs only defence is that he was bringing it to a work colleague in his new job, a suave moustachioed cove with a penchant for this kind of literature. Allegedly.

Will Ulrich escape and make his dreams cone true? Or will his new employers replace him with Andy Bernal?
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:32 - Jun 20 with 132 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:26 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

Doctor Couñago

David Lean brings Pasternak's epic to the big screen as we see a young and talented Galician arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. After a retreat to the snowy wastes of Malaga he returned to the capital of football but the changed times made life difficult. Nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands.


The Adventures of Shefti Kuqi the Finn

Obviously the argument rages over whether this is better than the Counago Film

In a retelling of the original story we see a hard working Finn arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. Alas it was not to be but nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands, with whom he shared some iconic moments

Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:37 - Jun 20 with 130 viewsThe_Major

Milton's Paradise Cost

In which a wide eyed eager fellow from Bury Town becomes obsessed with how much financial outlay would be required to follow Joni Mitchell's advice, pave over a noted local beauty spot, and construct a new car park.
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 18:12 - Jun 20 with 112 viewsTrequartista

Miller's Crossing.

Basically 2 hours 45 minutes of just watching Tommy at the training ground attempt to swing it in from wide positions.

Poll: Who do you blame for our failure to progress?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 18:36 - Jun 20 with 93 viewsWeWereZombies

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:32 - Jun 20 by Keno

The Adventures of Shefti Kuqi the Finn

Obviously the argument rages over whether this is better than the Counago Film

In a retelling of the original story we see a hard working Finn arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. Alas it was not to be but nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands, with whom he shared some iconic moments


The court case over this obvious plagiarism will be long and costly...

And Justice For Ball

Al Pacino plays Dominic Ball, a spirited but perhaps limited midfielder who gets booked just for looking like a player who might commit a foul.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:03 - Jun 20 with 90 viewsTrequartista

Turner & Hooch

Reserve team Robin just can't break into the side and descends into a spiral of alcopops addiction.

Poll: Who do you blame for our failure to progress?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:13 - Jun 20 with 85 viewsTrequartista

Forrest Grump

Clive Baker retains his place and yeah you can guess the rest.

Poll: Who do you blame for our failure to progress?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:08 - Jun 20 with 46 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:13 - Jun 20 by Trequartista

Forrest Grump

Clive Baker retains his place and yeah you can guess the rest.


Once upon a time in the west stand

Featuring the antics of group of grumpy old mean tutting loudly, adjusting their blankets and making sure their flasks are warm enough

Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:13 - Jun 20 with 44 viewsWeWereZombies

The Pennyfather

'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to score goals - for money.'...OK, but just the one.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:18 - Jun 20 with 32 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:13 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

The Pennyfather

'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to score goals - for money.'...OK, but just the one.


Any which way we lose

A Scottish waster takes over a football club and despite claims he had been involved in big clubs proves to be complete and utter fraudster

Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

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