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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics 15:57 - Jun 22 with 508 viewsVanSaParody

US music humour site Amiright no longer publish submissions, so I'm posting here - For those of a Trekkie disposition, have a chuckle!

to The Final Frontier by Iron Maiden 2010

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DJQHFfA5mVs&si=CEscKATmvKRSoy7q

Can see in his face, reflections of space
Can hear fifty per-cent better than me
Frontiersmen have come & frontiersmen go
Davy Crockett 'fore me or so legend goes

He's some form of life, but not as we know
Half human & Vulcan points your ears
He bids you long life & prosper again
Illogical, fascinating friends

For I have been asked of Mr Spock
He's how many ears?
Either side of his head & a third on his face where
There's a space for...

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

Can see in his face, reflections of space
Can hear fifty per-cent better than me
Frontiersmen have come & frontiersmen go
Davy Crockett 'fore me or so legend goes

For I have been asked of Mr Spock
He's how many ears?
Either side of his head & a third on his face where
There is a space for...

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

He's some form of life, but not as we know
Being human & Vulcan points your ears
He bids you long life & prosper again
Illogical & fascinating his friends

For I have been asked of Mr Spock
He's how many ears?
Either side of his head & a third on his face where
There is a space for...

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

(22.6.25) Van S A'Parody
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 16:26 - Jun 22 with 431 viewsIllinoisblue

Struggling to think why that other site no longer publishes these.

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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 16:35 - Jun 22 with 413 viewsJ2BLUE

The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 16:26 - Jun 22 by Illinoisblue

Struggling to think why that other site no longer publishes these.


They probably got sued under the US equivalent of the Trade Descriptions Act.

Truly impaired.
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 18:44 - Jun 22 with 339 viewsBlueBadger

I'm pretty sure that some of my jokes are funnier than this.

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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 18:50 - Jun 22 with 329 viewsSwansea_Blue

The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 18:44 - Jun 22 by BlueBadger

I'm pretty sure that some of my jokes are funnier than this.



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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 21:10 - Jun 22 with 233 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

The guy standing behind Rachael Reeves by VanSaParody 5 Jun 11:54
The News

You know, where the (truly) free press report on the people who are sent to prison for an inexplicable sentence for tweeting some words, or 'thinking' or being in silent prayer etc, having had room made for them in otherwise overcrowded cells which were once occupied by violent criminals who are now among us

Those who dare to express any hint of dissent or opposition to government, become a target of abuse & get 'cancelled' rather than debated with
When 'rogue states' do this, they are recognised as political prisoners




Nah this was much funnier.
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 21:34 - Jun 22 with 187 viewsmellowblue

Think I will stick with the Iron Maiden song. My favourite recentish Maiden song.
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 22:21 - Jun 22 with 148 viewsStNeotsBlue

The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 18:44 - Jun 22 by BlueBadger

I'm pretty sure that some of my jokes are funnier than this.


Let's not get carried away, it's like comparing if it's worse to get punched or kicked in the ballbag.
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 22:27 - Jun 22 with 132 viewsronnyd

The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 18:44 - Jun 22 by BlueBadger

I'm pretty sure that some of my jokes are funnier than this.


I would imagine that all your jokes would be funnier than that.
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 10:34 - Jun 23 with 14 viewsBlueBadger

The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics on 22:27 - Jun 22 by ronnyd

I would imagine that all your jokes would be funnier than that.


I dunno, there was one about Paul Lambert carrying out a seance that did NOT land well.

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