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TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... 07:26 - Jul 9 with 465 views

I'm going for Jens disappears on route possibly abducted by aliens

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TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 07:40 - Jul 9 with 424 views

Cajuste seen leaving the train station at Burnley...and then turning around immediately and catching the next train in the direction of Ipswich

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TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 07:48 - Jul 9 with 408 views

He’ll end up on the BBC as the new version of Mr Blobby

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TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 07:55 - Jul 9 with 396 views

"Cajuste amazed by house prices in Burnley".

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TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 08:18 - Jul 9 with 358 views

Cajuste Kidding. Sources admit a story linking Jens to a move to Canada was a hoax.

TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 08:36 - Jul 9 with 310 views

Breaks toe nail in the bath
Makes his porridge to thick
Loses an eyelash
Farts in public space?

TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 08:40 - Jul 9 with 297 views

His clothes are found in a pile on a beach in Miami.

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TWTD Sweepstake - the next Cajuste story will be..... on 08:43 - Jul 9 with 294 views

Jens Cajuste retires from professional football due to injury…

… just weeks after a big money move to Ipswich Town.