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Whatever happened to Christmas Adverts of my youth - with Henry Cooper and Kevin Keegan "Give 'im Broot firty free on the twenty-fiff", or Woolies "You'll get great bargains in Woolworths this Christmas. Like this Ferguson cassette walkman". Or The Oxo family. Or Terry'n Arfur out of Minder getting 'er indoors summink from Debenhams.
Now it's all neurodiverse, woke claptrap. Buy your Dad a sh** rave tune he probably didn't even dance to in the 90's and better still, have it reworked by Sam Smith. And make it last for the whole commercial break.