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Christmas cracker jokes 13:50 - Dec 24 with 1077 viewsGlasgowBlue

A Priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre. The rabbit says to the nurse I think I'm a Type O.
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Ban the genocidal chants "From the river to the sea" and "Globalise the intifada"
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Christmas cracker jokes on 14:14 - Dec 24 with 1010 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

It's no surprise that dogs can't operate MRI equipment.

But of course .....











cats can.
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Christmas cracker jokes on 14:14 - Dec 24 by You_Bloo_Right

It's no surprise that dogs can't operate MRI equipment.

But of course .....











cats can.
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What would you suffer from if you eat Christmas decorations



Tinsillitis

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Christmas cracker jokes on 17:53 - Dec 24 with 807 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Who is the only British playwright to have a morbid fear of Christmas?













































Noel Coward

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Christmas cracker jokes on 17:55 - Dec 24 with 809 viewsBlueBadger

A medical one -

Santa is searching for a designated driver this Christmas after being diagnosed with epilepsy.
Main symptoms are that he seizures while you're sleeping.

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Christmas cracker jokes on 18:10 - Dec 24 with 756 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my granddad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

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Christmas cracker jokes on 18:19 - Dec 24 with 736 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Apparently watching Mary Poppins too many times can cause a problem with your sight.


Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.




(Got to love Milton Jones)

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Christmas cracker jokes on 19:16 - Dec 24 with 644 viewsarmchaircritic59

Christmas cracker jokes on 17:45 - Dec 24 by Keno

What would you suffer from if you eat Christmas decorations



Tinsillitis


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Apparently they're In Cahoots!
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Christmas cracker jokes on 19:17 - Dec 24 with 642 viewsazuremerlangus

Type Zero?

I don’t get it.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all.

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Christmas cracker jokes on 19:31 - Dec 24 with 622 viewsWacko

You spelt “Imam” incorrectly…

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Christmas cracker jokes on 10:35 - Dec 25 with 360 viewsOldFart71

Bought a Christmas tree the other day. The shop owner said" Are you going to put it up yourself" ? I said "No, it's going in the living room"
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow woman ? SNOW BALLS.
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