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Chocolate Thefts 18:34 - Feb 24 with 1269 views

Apparently according to reports the theft of chocolate has gone through the roof.
Should the culprits have a Bounty on their heads ?

Chocolate Thefts on 21:02 - Feb 24 with 253 views

Chocolate Thefts on 20:58 - Feb 24 by jontysnut
Where have been, Mars?

May have been in a galaxy far far away

Chocolate Thefts on 21:02 - Feb 24 with 247 views

Chocolate Thefts on 21:02 - Feb 24 by leitrimblue
May have been in a galaxy far far away

Beyond the Milky Way...

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Chocolate Thefts on 22:44 - Feb 24 with 182 views

Story has more holes in it than an aero.

Chocolate Thefts on 01:11 - Feb 25 with 144 views

Chocolate Thefts on 21:02 - Feb 24 by LuciBlue
Beyond the Milky Way...

No definite home? Sounds like some kind of drifter?

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Chocolate Thefts on 08:18 - Feb 25 with 118 views

I even saw a Nun stealing chocolate the other day.

edit: It may have been a Penguin?

[Post edited 25 Feb 8:19]

	Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Chocolate Thefts on 08:54 - Feb 25 with 92 views

Chocolate Thefts on 08:18 - Feb 25 by NthQldITFC
I even saw a Nun stealing chocolate the other day. edit: It may have been a Penguin? [Post edited 25 Feb 8:19]

If I had a dime for every time I’d heard that…

[Post edited 25 Feb 8:54]

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Chocolate Thefts on 08:58 - Feb 25 with 87 views

Will this ruffle the feathers of vegans or will they be quietly happy about it?

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Chocolate Thefts on 11:58 - Feb 25 with 50 views

Chocolate Thefts on 08:58 - Feb 25 by BanksterDebtSlave
Will this ruffle the feathers of vegans or will they be quietly happy about it?

That's an interesting question to have asked at 58 mins After Eight...

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Chocolate Thefts on 12:10 - Feb 25 with 45 views

One for the oldies here.

Was it a gang of Five Boys?

OR

Are they Tiffin’ it down their trousers?

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt