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Cheer up Monday joke thread 14:45 - Jun 8 with 746 views

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Cheer up Monday joke thread on 16:53 - Jun 8 with 555 views

OldFart71

A Chinaman had three daughters. He asked each of them who they would like to marry.
The first daughter said" Father I would like a man with three dragons on his chest" "Very well" said the father may your wish come true. He moved on to the second daughter " She said "I would like a man with two dragons on his chest" "Very well" says her father, may your wish come true.
Moving on to the third daughter he asked "And what sort of man do you wish to marry my child"
Her answer was " A man with one dragon along the ground"

Cheer up Monday joke thread on 18:29 - Jun 8 with 469 views

IndependentlyBlue

Courtesy of Gary Delaney…

Did you know the space between the front door and the back door in Nando’s is called the Peri-Perineum?

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

Cheer up Monday joke thread on 18:43 - Jun 8 with 446 views

IndependentlyBlue

Courtesy of Jo Caulfield

My Mum and Dad met at primary school. Dad says it was love at first sight. Mum was five years old, Dad was the janitor which is a bit worrying

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

Cheer up Monday joke thread on 18:48 - Jun 8 with 428 views

BlueBadger

A medical dad joke.

Why don't you find fairies in the DVT clinic?

Because they have apixaban.

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Cheer up Monday joke thread on 21:25 - Jun 8 with 317 views

Cheltenham_Blue

I bought some Lamb Chops and on the packet it said "Reared in Wales"
All this time I thought that was just a racial stereotype.

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Cheer up Monday joke thread on 09:18 - Jun 9 with 174 views

OldFart71

Cheer up Monday joke thread on 21:25 - Jun 8 by Cheltenham_Blue
I bought some Lamb Chops and on the packet it said "Reared in Wales" All this time I thought that was just a racial stereotype.

That's why they now have fly buttons, because the sheep got used to the sound of zips.

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