| Friday Poo Report 17:13 - Nov 6 with 777 views | giant_stow |
Don't you just hate it when you get crap on wiping finger?
This just happened to me, but please don't me wrong - I'm not one these tightarses that sticks to one sheet per wipe - I like to grab a handful to avoid this scenario. However, this was a challenge too far, even for a generous wiper. Hey ho. Finger scrubbed and trauma over, until next time. |  |
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| Friday Poo Report on 17:45 - Nov 6 | earlsgreenblue |
Quality. Does anyone recall the exact story of Sir Bobby & David Sheepshanks at the urinals together? Whilst on a lavatory theme. |  | | |
| Friday Poo Report on 17:49 - Nov 6 | Dubtractor |
I suppose having an extra finger does make this more likely. |  |
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| Friday Poo Report on 17:54 - Nov 6 | Keno |
| Friday Poo Report on 17:45 - Nov 6 by earlsgreenblue |
Quality. Does anyone recall the exact story of Sir Bobby & David Sheepshanks at the urinals together? Whilst on a lavatory theme. |
Do you mean sir bob and sir John?
SBR don’t you wash your hands after you pee
SJC no cos I was taught not to piss on them |  |
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| I tend to use.... on 17:59 - Nov 6 | Bloots |
....two fingers for the initial wipe, utilising four sheets of standard bog roll, folded over.
The double finger technique spreads the load better, ensuring that finger breakthrough rarely occurs.
I then use a wider three finger approach, using two additional sheets, also double folded, for the final polish.
NB. This is for standard texture and quantity of plop only, variations of this technique are inevitably used dependant on the requirements.
I hope people find this useful. |  |
| Keaton, Kint, McManus, Fenster and Hockney. |
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| Friday Poo Report on 19:35 - Nov 6 | armchaircritic59 |
The quality of this website is going down the pan :) |  | | |
| Friday Poo Report on 22:10 - Nov 6 | IndependentlyBlue |
Need to get yourself over to Bolton’s home ground mate |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| I tend to use.... on 23:24 - Nov 7 | TheBlueGnu |
| I tend to use.... on 17:59 - Nov 6 by Bloots |
....two fingers for the initial wipe, utilising four sheets of standard bog roll, folded over.
The double finger technique spreads the load better, ensuring that finger breakthrough rarely occurs.
I then use a wider three finger approach, using two additional sheets, also double folded, for the final polish.
NB. This is for standard texture and quantity of plop only, variations of this technique are inevitably used dependant on the requirements.
I hope people find this useful. |
I take absolutely no chances at all. I'm proud to report that I use EIGHT sheets of latrine-papyrus to rid my sphincter-entrance of excess excrement. I favour the triple-digit approach for the full wipe, and to achieve the final gleam, therefore resulting in refinement of one's waste dispenser. | |
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