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Thursday Jokes anyone ? 09:39 - Mar 18 with 559 views

we have to try to cheer Texty up

Have you heard about the new Norwich Bra?

It has a lot of support but no cups!

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Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 09:50 - Mar 18 with 532 views

clive_baker

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 10:00 - Mar 18 with 511 views

Oldsmoker

Anyone heard about the lady with the extra large bosom?

You have?

I would be grateful for her address. Thanks in advance.

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Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 10:00 - Mar 18 with 511 views

Churchman

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

Said I didn’t know that one but I could have a fair crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 10:10 - Mar 18 with 471 views

Oldsmoker

Victim : Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Murderer : It's a gun.

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Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 10:10 - Mar 18 with 476 views

Keno

Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 10:00 - Mar 18 by Churchman
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure. Said I didn’t know that one but I could have a fair crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.

I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Ipswich job. I knew it was a poor squad with no future, so I declined the offer.

I then put the telephone down and returned to Football Manager.

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Thursday Jokes anyone ? on 10:18 - Mar 18 with 450 views

BudapestByBlimp

Why did the pie cross the road? ...

... because it was meat n potato.

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