| Cleaner's Holiday in Arizona 10:44 - Apr 7 with 1206 views | cleaner |
Cleaner is very pleased he can return to TWTD and observe the board has been kept clean. For the last few weeks, Cleaner has been in on a mission in Arizona to track down this illusive takeover. It was a bittersweet journey as Cleaner had to leave his wife in Hemsby (Cleaner can only afford one passport)
Cleaner would love to share some of cleaner's most beloved holiday snaps from this wildest of west setting.
Day One
The traffic was fairly clear all the way to the Airport, COVID saw to that! The seats were comfy and much nicer than that rental car Cleaner was crammed in to. Cleaner's poor little broom and lovely hat are squashed no more, cleaner's spirits bolstered by a lovely American themed cleaning bucket.
Day Two
One of Cleaner's most hated jobs is cleaning up all the fag butts scattered around the RadioRentals car park every Thursday, so, cleaner could not resist the opportunity to visit Arizona's finest rubbish bins to show Cleaner's appreciation for people keeping it clean.
Day Three
Sometimes Cleaner can say more with pictures than words. Cleaner met an awful lady by the shops, and even though we kept 2m apart, Cleaner couldn't have wished to be further away! Cleaner is going to need a luxury canal boat holiday near Daventry to get over this filthy encounter.
Day Four
Some burley woman with glasses gave Cleaner the bird, and not the type you see stuffed on your dinner table at Christmas either! Cleaner was mistaken for Jeremy Corbyn once more - and this time without homefield advantage! As this awful woman flipped Cleaner the bird, Cleaner looked up at the sky and saw some American children enjoying the amusement rides - Oh to be young again, Cleaner thought.
Day 5.
Cleaner was miserable - America is not the kind of place for Cleaner... or so Cleaner thought! On the final day of the trip Cleaner met a very well to do man with an extra ticket for the amusement ride. This young man offered to take Cleaner over for a go on the roller coaster. The ride operator didn't allow Cleaner to take his bucket and broom on the ride - but did allow Cleaner to take on Cleaner's coffee grinder instead. Today was one of Cleaner's best days, and Cleaner hopes the young man that took Cleaner to the amusements takes over the hearts and minds of Cleaner's finest Ipswich friends.
More to come as Cleaner still needs to get his polaroid developed at Snappy Snaps.
[Post edited 7 Apr 2021 10:45]
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| Cleaner's Holiday in Arizona on 10:46 - Apr 7 with 1184 views | J2BLUE |
Genius.
Every one of those pictures made me lol. |  |
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| Cleaner's Holiday in Arizona on 10:49 - Apr 7 with 1154 views | footers |
What a holiday, cleaner! Glad to see you weren't tempted by the harlot outside the sex shop... cleanliness would not be guaranteed. |  |
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| Cleaner's Holiday in Arizona on 10:57 - Apr 7 with 1114 views | C_HealyIsAPleasure |
Can’t believe cleaner was flying without a mask, you selfish pr*ck |  |
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| Cleaner's Holiday in Arizona on 11:09 - Apr 7 with 1084 views | cleaner |
Cleaner is glad he could convince Brett M Johnson to come back to Ipswich with him
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