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Windbag the Failure returns 21:47 - Mar 16 with 876 viewsHARRY10

empty handed from Saudi Arabia

A tent somewhere in Saudi

Greetings, oh wide one. Come sit here, beside me and my minister of oil, Sheikh en Vak. Three cheers for Mr Johnson..... he needs them to sit on. Just our little joke effendi. Unlike you who is a big joke.

Things were not going well. The early joke about Cameron looking like he had been brought up at Eton, whereas Johnson had been eaten and brought up had set the tone. And despite Johnson doing his best. The comedy trip, the ruffled hair.... cripes, he had even pulled his shirt out, it was all to no avail.

Yet another country that saw him as no more than a comic turn, so back to dear old blighty.

Perhaps if I offered his cousin Sheikh en Allova a seat in the House of Lords that might do the trick, thought the gutbucket as he waddled up the steps to the plane, to head home.
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Windbag the Failure returns on 22:38 - Mar 16 with 795 viewsGlasgowBlue

Talbot Rothwell has just called. He’d like his jokes back.

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Windbag the Failure returns on 23:12 - Mar 16 with 760 viewsBlueBadger

Windbag the Failure returns on 22:38 - Mar 16 by GlasgowBlue

Talbot Rothwell has just called. He’d like his jokes back.


Why are you talking to yourself?

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Windbag the Failure returns on 06:56 - Mar 17 with 647 viewsGlasgowBlue

Windbag the Failure returns on 23:12 - Mar 16 by BlueBadger

Why are you talking to yourself?


In fairness I’ve taken this Harry creation a bit too far.

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Windbag the Failure returns on 14:06 - Mar 17 with 500 viewsHARRY10

Yes indeed

The very idea that a UK PM would be taking money from friends of Putin - why you'll be telling us next that his cabinet were all on the take as well.

And the idea that the son of a KGB officer could be made a knight, and permitted to sit in the country's own law making house is taking it too far.

So best rein it in GB, stick to positive news that doesn't feature folk laughing at righties, like this perhaps

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/festival-of-brexit-failure-jacob-

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Windbag the Failure returns on 14:20 - Mar 17 with 469 viewsEireannach_gorm

Windbag the Failure returns on 14:06 - Mar 17 by HARRY10

Yes indeed

The very idea that a UK PM would be taking money from friends of Putin - why you'll be telling us next that his cabinet were all on the take as well.

And the idea that the son of a KGB officer could be made a knight, and permitted to sit in the country's own law making house is taking it too far.

So best rein it in GB, stick to positive news that doesn't feature folk laughing at righties, like this perhaps

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/festival-of-brexit-failure-jacob-



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