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Imagine smashing a kid's phone 09:10 - Apr 10 with 2047 viewsblueasfook

What an asshole. He should be prosecuted for that.


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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:16 - Apr 10 with 1977 viewsRozz

I see he's offered him a free ticket to apologise. I don't actually mind United, my grandad was a lifelong fan, but I can't help find this all very funny.
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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:19 - Apr 10 with 1960 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:16 - Apr 10 by Rozz

I see he's offered him a free ticket to apologise. I don't actually mind United, my grandad was a lifelong fan, but I can't help find this all very funny.


Then you have an odd sense of humour. If you or I would were to smash a kid's phone in public we'd either have an angry dad to deal with or a trip to the police station.
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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:25 - Apr 10 with 1922 viewspointofblue

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:19 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

Then you have an odd sense of humour. If you or I would were to smash a kid's phone in public we'd either have an angry dad to deal with or a trip to the police station.
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I do find it funny that Ronaldo thinks the solution, after acting like a toddler having a tantrum, is offering a free ticket to Old Trafford rather than at the very least buying a new phone. Unless it’s Everton’s next trip there (which may not be next season, at the very least) why would an Everton fan be interested in that?

Saying that, I’m assuming it’s an Everton fan’s phone but, if it’s a United’s fans phone he should be offering the works as well as replacing the handset.

Either way, smashing that phone has been the most effort Ronaldo has shown in a United shirt in quite a while.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:27 - Apr 10 with 1921 viewsnoggin

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:19 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

Then you have an odd sense of humour. If you or I would were to smash a kid's phone in public we'd either have an angry dad to deal with or a trip to the police station.
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I'm guessing that if we apologised and offered to replace the phone, there would be no police investigation. Calm down.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:29 - Apr 10 with 1891 viewsnoggin

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:25 - Apr 10 by pointofblue

I do find it funny that Ronaldo thinks the solution, after acting like a toddler having a tantrum, is offering a free ticket to Old Trafford rather than at the very least buying a new phone. Unless it’s Everton’s next trip there (which may not be next season, at the very least) why would an Everton fan be interested in that?

Saying that, I’m assuming it’s an Everton fan’s phone but, if it’s a United’s fans phone he should be offering the works as well as replacing the handset.

Either way, smashing that phone has been the most effort Ronaldo has shown in a United shirt in quite a while.


"Either way, smashing that phone has been the most effort Ronaldo has shown in a United shirt in quite a while."

Didn't he recently score a hatrick v Spurs?

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:30 - Apr 10 with 1892 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:27 - Apr 10 by noggin

I'm guessing that if we apologised and offered to replace the phone, there would be no police investigation. Calm down.


No, you'd still be prosecuted if the rozzers got involved, regardless of whether you offered to replace the phone.

It's called criminal damage. The key word there being "criminal". Hope that helps.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:34 - Apr 10 with 1850 viewsnoggin

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:30 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

No, you'd still be prosecuted if the rozzers got involved, regardless of whether you offered to replace the phone.

It's called criminal damage. The key word there being "criminal". Hope that helps.


So you think the overworked and under-funded police would ignore the apology and offer of a replacement, and waste their own time and public funds by charging you anyway?

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:35 - Apr 10 with 1833 viewsRozz

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:19 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

Then you have an odd sense of humour. If you or I would were to smash a kid's phone in public we'd either have an angry dad to deal with or a trip to the police station.
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Any actual evidence it was a child?

Undoubtedly it's completely off side, but I'm sure he'll get the full works as an apology as it's a very bad look for the club.
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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:35 - Apr 10 with 1836 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:34 - Apr 10 by noggin

So you think the overworked and under-funded police would ignore the apology and offer of a replacement, and waste their own time and public funds by charging you anyway?


Why do you insist on arguing about just about anything? It must be very tiresome. Enjoy your Sunday.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:37 - Apr 10 with 1819 viewsnoggin

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:35 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

Why do you insist on arguing about just about anything? It must be very tiresome. Enjoy your Sunday.


I don't but you do come out with some nonsense. Hope that helps.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:37 - Apr 10 with 1812 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:35 - Apr 10 by Rozz

Any actual evidence it was a child?

Undoubtedly it's completely off side, but I'm sure he'll get the full works as an apology as it's a very bad look for the club.


Apparently, some guy has posted on insta claiming it was his kid's phone. Could be bollicks but kids tend to hang around the player's tunnel

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:39 - Apr 10 with 1777 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:37 - Apr 10 by noggin

I don't but you do come out with some nonsense. Hope that helps.


Ha! That's rich coming from you.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:46 - Apr 10 with 1738 viewspointofblue

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:29 - Apr 10 by noggin

"Either way, smashing that phone has been the most effort Ronaldo has shown in a United shirt in quite a while."

Didn't he recently score a hatrick v Spurs?


Other than that! But tactically neither Solskjaer or Rangnick have played to his strengths in general and he hasn’t taken to the press from the front approach United did so well last year. That means opposition can get the ball out of defence and straight into their Achilles heal, which is the midfield.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:54 - Apr 10 with 1713 viewsnoggin

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:46 - Apr 10 by pointofblue

Other than that! But tactically neither Solskjaer or Rangnick have played to his strengths in general and he hasn’t taken to the press from the front approach United did so well last year. That means opposition can get the ball out of defence and straight into their Achilles heal, which is the midfield.


To be fair, I don't watch Premier League football. I only mentioned it because a work colleague was at that game and said CR was superb.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:57 - Apr 10 with 1690 viewspointofblue

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:54 - Apr 10 by noggin

To be fair, I don't watch Premier League football. I only mentioned it because a work colleague was at that game and said CR was superb.


Spurs? Was probably one of his best performances of the season. Had actually forgotten that was relatively recent as he has been woeful since.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 12:05 - Apr 10 with 1507 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:34 - Apr 10 by noggin

So you think the overworked and under-funded police would ignore the apology and offer of a replacement, and waste their own time and public funds by charging you anyway?


Looks like you're wrong again Noggers. There's a surprise eh

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/cristiano-ronaldo-merseyside-police

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 12:30 - Apr 10 with 1430 viewsSwansea_Blue

Cantona had it right. The state of those moronic, entitled Man U fans queuing up to abuse the players. A swift karate kick and slap around the chops would soon sort them out

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 13:02 - Apr 10 with 1370 viewsdominiciawful

*arsehole

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 13:19 - Apr 10 with 1284 viewsBrads

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 09:30 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

No, you'd still be prosecuted if the rozzers got involved, regardless of whether you offered to replace the phone.

It's called criminal damage. The key word there being "criminal". Hope that helps.


Not necessarily. If the victim/parent was happy with an apology/compo then the offence could be dealt with by a community resolution (restorative justice). Would make more sense as not really in the public interest to prosecute and less hassle for everyone involved.
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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 13:34 - Apr 10 with 1235 viewsnoggin

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 12:05 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

Looks like you're wrong again Noggers. There's a surprise eh

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/cristiano-ronaldo-merseyside-police


Oh sorry, I thought you wrote 'prosecuted'.

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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 13:36 - Apr 10 with 1229 viewsBrads

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 12:05 - Apr 10 by blueasfook

Looks like you're wrong again Noggers. There's a surprise eh

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/cristiano-ronaldo-merseyside-police


You don’t know he’s wrong yet tbf. Complaint = investigation. He hasn’t been charged. More likely it’ll be sorted with one of these…

https://west-midlands.police.uk/your-options/community-resolution#
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Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 14:58 - Apr 10 with 1130 viewsblueasfook

Imagine smashing a kid's phone on 13:34 - Apr 10 by noggin

Oh sorry, I thought you wrote 'prosecuted'.


Oh I'm sorry I thought you said "investigation"

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