| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions 09:53 - Apr 6 with 709 views | Keno |
we still dont know Ashton. O'Leary or McKenna favourite cheese
Now I reckon Ashton is something posy like a Goat Cheese rolled in walnuts
O'Leary good old fashion strong cheddar
McKenna obviously a good solid Stilton
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| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 10:54 - Apr 6 with 623 views | DJR |
Perhaps like Private Eye, the matchday programme could run a feature involving the players entitled "Me and my spoon".
"Me and my Spoon" — a spoof interview of a noted person, in the style of a Sunday supplement regular feature, in which the subject is asked about their putative collection of spoons. The style of the replies, allegedly reflecting the personal style of the interviewee, is more important than the content. The article typically ends with a hint that the next interview will be with someone whose name might bring an amusing twist to the series, such as "Next week: Ed Balls — Me and my Balls".
The latter would be apt for Dominic Ball. [Post edited 6 Apr 2023 10:57]
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| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 11:10 - Apr 6 with 599 views | Keno |
| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 10:54 - Apr 6 by DJR |
Perhaps like Private Eye, the matchday programme could run a feature involving the players entitled "Me and my spoon".
"Me and my Spoon" — a spoof interview of a noted person, in the style of a Sunday supplement regular feature, in which the subject is asked about their putative collection of spoons. The style of the replies, allegedly reflecting the personal style of the interviewee, is more important than the content. The article typically ends with a hint that the next interview will be with someone whose name might bring an amusing twist to the series, such as "Next week: Ed Balls — Me and my Balls".
The latter would be apt for Dominic Ball. [Post edited 6 Apr 2023 10:57]
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Maybe Phil could adopt a Dennis Dennis persona for these interviews? | |
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| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 11:18 - Apr 6 with 591 views | clive_baker |
Given O'Leary and Ashton's midlands roots I have them down as Malvern Cheese guys.
McKenna probably a fan of a firm cracker, a solid base on which to build that proves difficult to penetrate. Up top he'll have a slice of Emmenthal with 2 in the hole, those being a Welsh Caerphilly, full of class but prone to a little fragility, and a Chaplins Finger. An upgrade on the previously popular Bishops Finger. [Post edited 6 Apr 2023 11:19]
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| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 07:09 - Apr 7 with 447 views | DJR |
I have it on good authority that McKenna is a Philadelphia Light man, O'Leary is partial to Laughing Cow, and Ashton, after a hard day's work, likes nothing more than to lock his office door and knock back a glass of red wine along with three Dairylea triangles. | | | |
| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 07:22 - Apr 7 with 432 views | Churchman |
| why oh why oh why dont Town fans ask the "BIG' questions on 07:09 - Apr 7 by DJR |
I have it on good authority that McKenna is a Philadelphia Light man, O'Leary is partial to Laughing Cow, and Ashton, after a hard day's work, likes nothing more than to lock his office door and knock back a glass of red wine along with three Dairylea triangles. |
I sense a little mocking of the Dairylea triangle. They are the thing of beauty. From the way they pack into the circular box, to peeling the foil to the magnificent taste, what’s not to like? Good in a sandwich, solo or with tomato. Two is the optimum though
Maybe that’s the nostalgia of yoof, since I’ve not had one in years 😃
Ashton: I reckon he’s a cheese with bits of fruit in it man. Ghastly stuff, but then Midlands people aren’t quite there on the nosebag front (evidence: a close friend many years ago cam from Solihull and he didn’t like cheese much)
O’Leary: Edam. Nothing too strong.
McKenna: Strong cheddar, pre cut to save time. |  | | |
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