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Remember an old joke by Jim Davidson. Prince Charles was up in Middlesborough on an opening ceremony, the Major said to Charles " Great hat you are wearing Sir" Charles replied " Great isn't it, when I told Mummy I was up in Middlesborough, she replied " Wear the fox hat"