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I'll drive him there myself 18:55 - Aug 10 with 1372 viewsBeachBlue

One of my favourite comments on social media is when an unpopular player is rumoured to be leaving. You always hear the comments of "I'll drive him there myself!"
Wouldn't it be funny if the player turned up at their house, bags in hand say "Hello, I'm here for the ride to (insert airport or new club here)
Wouldn't it be awkward if they were being transferred to Aberdeen ?

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I'll drive him there myself on 19:24 - Aug 10 with 1234 viewsGarv

A good twist on this is offering to go and pick up a player you really want at your club, which is covered on the brilliant football cliches pod here https://listenfairplay.com/epi (hopefully that link takes you to the right place - 17:52)

Is anyone willing to go and pick up Hayden Hackney from the Riverside?

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I'll drive him there myself on 19:29 - Aug 10 with 1190 viewsTheBlueGnu

It happened to me when Nigel Havers left Depden Green United to sign for Horringer Town. Fortunately, it was only a 12 mile drive for me so it didn't cause too much inconvenience - and we had a good old chat about his role as Paul Craddock in the 1978 play "A Horseman Riding By".

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I'll drive him there myself on 19:47 - Aug 10 with 1085 viewsEuanTown

Whilst on holiday we met a Napoli fan who was willing to carry Jen's on his shoulders and walk all the way from Napoli to Ipswich

That is commitment
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I'll drive him there myself on 19:57 - Aug 10 with 1043 viewsbrogansnose

I recall someone on here saying that they would drive Tamas Priskin to his next club. Priskin signed for a Russian side and I'm guessing that the bloke didn't drive him to Russia, or indeed, to the airport.
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I'll drive him there myself on 19:58 - Aug 10 with 1029 viewsSwansea_Blue

Aberdeen, no. But I wouldn’t have minded taking Tommy Smith to Aukland.

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I'll drive him there myself on 20:09 - Aug 10 with 977 viewstextbackup

I'll drive him there myself on 19:58 - Aug 10 by Swansea_Blue

Aberdeen, no. But I wouldn’t have minded taking Tommy Smith to Aukland.


Me neither, but would have been purely to sit alongside his incredibly attractive partner.

We’ll be good again... one day
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