| I’ve just been to the barber’s 11:33 - Oct 3 with 1654 views | LegendofthePhoenix | Always enjoy as it provides 20 minutes or so of thinking time without having a mobile phone to hand. Anyway, as the barber was gently pushing my head to the side to access various bits, it made me wonder what is is like to have a professional footballer in the chair, especially in Derby. Do they throw themselves on the floor every time their head is touched and require medical intervention for 5 minutes? Are there 100m queues outside the barbershop in Derby every time a footballer is being shorn? |  |
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| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:35 - Oct 3 with 1604 views | ITFC_Forever | I was once in the barber’s chair next to Luke Chambers. |  |
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| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:37 - Oct 3 with 1582 views | yesjohn99 | Would hate to be Jacob Greaves barber in that case! |  | |  |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:15 - Oct 3 with 1409 views | gainsboroughblue |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:35 - Oct 3 by ITFC_Forever | I was once in the barber’s chair next to Luke Chambers. |
Wasn't that place on Tacket Street perchance? |  |
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| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:19 - Oct 3 with 1381 views | SE1blue |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:35 - Oct 3 by ITFC_Forever | I was once in the barber’s chair next to Luke Chambers. |
Must’ve been a tight squeeze. |  |
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| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 15:08 - Oct 3 with 1128 views | EdwardStone |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:19 - Oct 3 by SE1blue | Must’ve been a tight squeeze. |
I was squeezed into barber's chair with a load of matelots from HMS Hermes back in the day I got a Crew Cut |  | |  |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 19:38 - Oct 3 with 921 views | Bigalhunter |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 15:08 - Oct 3 by EdwardStone | I was squeezed into barber's chair with a load of matelots from HMS Hermes back in the day I got a Crew Cut |
I asked to have mine cut like Tom Cruise and the barber put a booster board across the arms of the chair.. |  |
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| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 09:54 - Oct 4 with 690 views | IH_KGF |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:37 - Oct 3 by yesjohn99 | Would hate to be Jacob Greaves barber in that case! |
"Jacob can you please stop falling out of the chair every time i touch your head, you aren't looking for a cheap free kick now, and i have other customers waiting" |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:02 - Oct 4 with 573 views | ITFC_Forever |
| I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:15 - Oct 3 by gainsboroughblue | Wasn't that place on Tacket Street perchance? |
Yep. Probably almost 10 years ago now. |  |
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