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I’ve just been to the barber’s 11:33 - Oct 3 with 1654 viewsLegendofthePhoenix

Always enjoy as it provides 20 minutes or so of thinking time without having a mobile phone to hand. Anyway, as the barber was gently pushing my head to the side to access various bits, it made me wonder what is is like to have a professional footballer in the chair, especially in Derby. Do they throw themselves on the floor every time their head is touched and require medical intervention for 5 minutes? Are there 100m queues outside the barbershop in Derby every time a footballer is being shorn?

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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:35 - Oct 3 with 1604 viewsITFC_Forever

I was once in the barber’s chair next to Luke Chambers.

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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:37 - Oct 3 with 1582 viewsyesjohn99

Would hate to be Jacob Greaves barber in that case!
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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:15 - Oct 3 with 1409 viewsgainsboroughblue

I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:35 - Oct 3 by ITFC_Forever

I was once in the barber’s chair next to Luke Chambers.


Wasn't that place on Tacket Street perchance?

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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:19 - Oct 3 with 1381 viewsSE1blue

I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:35 - Oct 3 by ITFC_Forever

I was once in the barber’s chair next to Luke Chambers.


Must’ve been a tight squeeze.

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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 15:08 - Oct 3 with 1128 viewsEdwardStone

I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:19 - Oct 3 by SE1blue

Must’ve been a tight squeeze.


I was squeezed into barber's chair with a load of matelots from HMS Hermes back in the day

I got a Crew Cut
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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 19:38 - Oct 3 with 921 viewsBigalhunter

I’ve just been to the barber’s on 15:08 - Oct 3 by EdwardStone

I was squeezed into barber's chair with a load of matelots from HMS Hermes back in the day

I got a Crew Cut


I asked to have mine cut like Tom Cruise and the barber put a booster board across the arms of the chair..

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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 09:54 - Oct 4 with 690 viewsIH_KGF

I’ve just been to the barber’s on 11:37 - Oct 3 by yesjohn99

Would hate to be Jacob Greaves barber in that case!


"Jacob can you please stop falling out of the chair every time i touch your head, you aren't looking for a cheap free kick now, and i have other customers waiting"
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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 10:31 - Oct 4 with 659 viewsLen_Brennan

https://youtube.com/shorts/aM6

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I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:02 - Oct 4 with 573 viewsITFC_Forever

I’ve just been to the barber’s on 12:15 - Oct 3 by gainsboroughblue

Wasn't that place on Tacket Street perchance?


Yep.

Probably almost 10 years ago now.

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