How many Town players will pick up an injury without kicking a ball?
Huws - pulled muscle stretching for multi pack of toilet roll Norwood - one on one with a nasal swab, pokes his eye out. Keane - misses airborne coronavirus but twists ankle when breeze knocks him over.
Lambert has been the perfect fit for Evans approach to club ownership - words and waffle.
He has said all the right things to the fans. He’s brought in faces from the ‘golden years’ He talked positively of ME’s ‘vision’. He wins himself a five year contract for being a ‘nice’ (from his M&S sweaters to his rosy cheeks) guy. He doesn’t complain about the lack of spending money (like the other managers, these will come after he’s sacked)
Sadly, this is football and matches aren’t played in a conference room full of half-cut back-slappers.
Just had a look to see who was top and bottom etc and it's actually hard to remember who the new clubs are this season and who has been in there for a long time. Just seems to be the same dross teams each year, with a few that have money to throw about fighting for the top half dozen places.