| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:15 - Jan 12 with 1362 views | Pendejo |
I thought that link was one of those clever mock ups... then I googled the product - $75 for a freaking candle!
Are there any chemists out there? Someone who could enlighten us on the process.
Does Mr. White Coat Expert Scent Smeller have a smell of the original from source then compare that to candles knocked up in the lab?
During process is she allowed to perform normal bodily functions?
Is the scent one of an aroused state?
So many questions I never thought I'd be asking... and I don't think I really want an answer for... |  |
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| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:25 - Jan 12 with 1341 views | Pendejo |
| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:15 - Jan 12 by Pendejo |
I thought that link was one of those clever mock ups... then I googled the product - $75 for a freaking candle!
Are there any chemists out there? Someone who could enlighten us on the process.
Does Mr. White Coat Expert Scent Smeller have a smell of the original from source then compare that to candles knocked up in the lab?
During process is she allowed to perform normal bodily functions?
Is the scent one of an aroused state?
So many questions I never thought I'd be asking... and I don't think I really want an answer for... |
Is this how she readied herself?
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| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:29 - Jan 12 with 1316 views | StokieBlue |
Everything on Goop is false advertising except perhaps this.
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| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:00 - Jan 12 with 1243 views | bluebud |
| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:15 - Jan 12 by Pendejo |
I thought that link was one of those clever mock ups... then I googled the product - $75 for a freaking candle!
Are there any chemists out there? Someone who could enlighten us on the process.
Does Mr. White Coat Expert Scent Smeller have a smell of the original from source then compare that to candles knocked up in the lab?
During process is she allowed to perform normal bodily functions?
Is the scent one of an aroused state?
So many questions I never thought I'd be asking... and I don't think I really want an answer for... |
I've been trying to make my own version this afternoon - I think my Intimate Cheese candles will inspire and empower. Manufacturing process isn't easy and the old boy's a bit burnt. |  | | |
| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:44 - Jan 12 with 1168 views | AlanRetentive |
Just to be clear, could you confirm that it is the v***** candle which you wish to purchase, and not Ms. Paltrow? |  |
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| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:47 - Jan 12 with 1155 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:00 - Jan 12 by bluebud |
I've been trying to make my own version this afternoon - I think my Intimate Cheese candles will inspire and empower. Manufacturing process isn't easy and the old boy's a bit burnt. |
Do you know if she does an ear candle? |  |
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| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:52 - Jan 12 with 1144 views | NthQldITFC |
| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:00 - Jan 12 by bluebud |
I've been trying to make my own version this afternoon - I think my Intimate Cheese candles will inspire and empower. Manufacturing process isn't easy and the old boy's a bit burnt. |
Where did you put the wick? |  |
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| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 18:11 - Jan 12 with 1117 views | bluebud |
| - Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:44 - Jan 12 by AlanRetentive |
Just to be clear, could you confirm that it is the v***** candle which you wish to purchase, and not Ms. Paltrow? |
Definitely the candles mate.
I don't entertain the purchasing of anybody - a conscious coupling might be on the cards once she gets a good sniff of my candles though. | | | |
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