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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie 09:30 - Dec 9 with 512 views

pops out and in a deep masculine awe inspiring homeo-erotic kind of way says "I will grant wishes but one must be to do with Ipswich Town, one for for another TWTD poster and the last can be whatever your heart, to some other parti of your anatomy desires......"

What would you wish for?

(PS its 9.30 and I'm bored so make them funny or entertaining or something)

me

1, Kieron Dyer to be Town managers
2, Dolly a lifetime supply of haribo
3, to actually meet Penny Smith

[Post edited 9 Dec 2020 9:36]

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:33 - Dec 9 with 485 views

hype313

Surely point 2 should go to Phil

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:36 - Dec 9 with 468 views

Keno

So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:33 - Dec 9 by hype313
Surely point 2 should go to Phil

haha!! just corrected it, but you were right

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:39 - Dec 9 with 463 views

BanksterDebtSlave

What lump are you rubbing Keno?

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:40 - Dec 9 with 462 views

factual_blue

1. Pochettino to be Town manager. Then Kieron.
2. [Nameless] to get a proper sense of perspective.*
3. To celebrate fifty years of our marriage (that's Mrs Factual and myself, just to clarify).

*[Nameless] can be whoever you want it to be.

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:41 - Dec 9 with 455 views

factual_blue

So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:39 - Dec 9 by BanksterDebtSlave
What lump are you rubbing Keno?

Is 'lump' his pet name for Penny Smith?

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:42 - Dec 9 with 460 views

Pendejo

1. 7 years of unrivalled success, culminating in winning the world club championship and Lambert moving on to be Dortmund manager where he can regale them with stories of how he surpassed SAR & SBR and now has a statue in Alderman Road

2. For another TWTD poster (other than Naaaaridge fans obvs.) to be granted 3 more in 7 years time

3. A job...

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So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 12:34 - Dec 9 with 416 views

factual_blue

So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:42 - Dec 9 by Pendejo
1. 7 years of unrivalled success, culminating in winning the world club championship and Lambert moving on to be Dortmund manager where he can regale them with stories of how he surpassed SAR & SBR and now has a statue in Alderman Road 2. For another TWTD poster (other than Naaaaridge fans obvs.) to be granted 3 more in 7 years time 3. A job... [Post edited 9 Dec 2020 9:43]

https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/index.cgi?SID=c2VhcmNoX3NsaWNlX2

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jeera

So if you rub the lump and the Phil the Magic Christmas Genie on 09:39 - Dec 9 by BanksterDebtSlave
What lump are you rubbing Keno?

Definitely my choice for number 3 would be to have the lump removed.

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