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Escape to Victory Klaxon 16:41 - Dec 31 with 2253 viewsPendejo

Channel 5, don't know if anyone's seen it?

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:45 - Dec 31 with 1537 viewsOldsmoker

16:44 Update!
German commandant knows Michael Caine plays football.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:47 - Dec 31 with 1515 viewsWicklowBlue

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:45 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

16:44 Update!
German commandant knows Michael Caine plays football.


Must be close to full time? Many extra minutes added?
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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:55 - Dec 31 with 1496 viewsOldsmoker

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:47 - Dec 31 by WicklowBlue

Must be close to full time? Many extra minutes added?


Advert break.
Kick-off in the future - we haven't selected the team yet.
British Officers plotting escape.
Germans discussing humiliation of the English scum.
Michael (I only told you to blow the bloody doors off) Caine is only interested in football. Whata guy.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:05 - Dec 31 with 1483 viewsOldsmoker

Michael has asked if there are any Polish and Czech players available.
It seems they're all in camps or something.
Doesn't seem relevant to the plot.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:09 - Dec 31 with 1476 viewsOldsmoker

Sylvester Stalonne thinks he's the star of the film.
He's decided he's the trainer.
Effin Yanks.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:20 - Dec 31 with 1462 viewsOldsmoker

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:09 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

Sylvester Stalonne thinks he's the star of the film.
He's decided he's the trainer.
Effin Yanks.


Advert break.
Cancers bad.
Betting is great.
Get some glasses.
Get some triple(?) glazing.
Get a better credit rating.
Dogs suffering is bad.
Plan for Xmas 2023 with Park.
Open University rocks!!
B&Q has got your new kitchen.
Legoland is brilliant - well duh.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:23 - Dec 31 with 1459 viewsOldsmoker

Pele tactics are brilliant.
British top brass hate that polish players look like skeletons.
Send them back to the camps they say.
I hate those Eton boys.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:26 - Dec 31 with 1454 viewsOldsmoker

Stallone thinks he's a goalie.
Shot from Wark was rubbish.
Pele shows him up as a sh*te goalie.
Tells Stallone to keep working on it.
Buuuurn!

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:31 - Dec 31 with 1437 viewsOldsmoker

Shower scene.
One for the ladies.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:37 - Dec 31 with 1431 viewsOldsmoker

Camera pan shot of the stalag hut.
Pele on harmonica.
Bobby Moore hairy chest.
Warkys tache.
Camera holds on Osman as he shows he's photogenic.
And to the advert break.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:39 - Dec 31 with 1422 viewsRyorry

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:31 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

Shower scene.
One for the ladies.


You beat me to it, was gonna post -

17.30 Warky's cute little bum

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:47 - Dec 31 with 1411 viewsOldsmoker

Germans patrolling with German shepherd dogs. Who'd have guessed.
Stallone doing his Rambo sh*t.
There's a lot of oil drums in this POW camp. Seems odd.
Sylvester's got a nice a*se - never noticed that before.
OMG - he's out.
Strutting around like a yank at the railway station.
He's bullsh*tted the German guard into thinking he's French?
How did the Germans win WW2? - oh, they didn't.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 17:53 - Dec 31 with 1394 viewsOldsmoker

The French resistance have told Sylvester to do one.
The Gorgeous french waitress is just gorgeous.
Stallone is doing the charm stuff and OMG it's working.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:02 - Dec 31 with 1378 viewsOldsmoker

The Nazis have found out the Rambo has got out.
Harry Palmer has told the Nazis 'Scouts honour' that no-one else escapes.
Yeah right.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:04 - Dec 31 with 1372 viewsOldsmoker

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:55 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

Advert break.
Kick-off in the future - we haven't selected the team yet.
British Officers plotting escape.
Germans discussing humiliation of the English scum.
Michael (I only told you to blow the bloody doors off) Caine is only interested in football. Whata guy.


Rambo sent back to the camp he escaped from.
It's Hollywood so we'll let them have that one.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:09 - Dec 31 with 1362 viewsOldsmoker

The finals in Paris.
Stade de France?
They've said Stallone is goalie 'cos real goalie has a broken arm.
Harry Palmer just broke his arm.
War is ugly.
Ooh is that a Panier class 53 steamer at the Railway station?

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:11 - Dec 31 with 1356 viewsOldsmoker

Stallone has just told Harry Palmer that he's not a goalie and where should he position himself at a corner kick.

Well, if we knew the answer to that.....eh, Town fans?

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:14 - Dec 31 with 1355 viewsjeera

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 16:55 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

Advert break.
Kick-off in the future - we haven't selected the team yet.
British Officers plotting escape.
Germans discussing humiliation of the English scum.
Michael (I only told you to blow the bloody doors off) Caine is only interested in football. Whata guy.


He's had a busy day. Just a little earlier he was helping Stanley Baker ward off a load of angry South Africans.

On the odd occasion I see any of Zulu it has me Googling the film's accuracy and each time I'm not surprised to learn of some of the more fanciful stuff.

Then I forget and have to look up the same things a couple of years later.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:14 - Dec 31 with 1353 viewsOldsmoker

SS guy - skull on cap - thinks it's madness.
Must have read the script.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:16 - Dec 31 with 1349 viewsOldsmoker

Why do they do that?
It was just building up and they killed it with an advert break.

Not interested in a lip gloss that stays on all day - no wait.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:21 - Dec 31 with 1338 viewsOldsmoker

Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:14 - Dec 31 by jeera

He's had a busy day. Just a little earlier he was helping Stanley Baker ward off a load of angry South Africans.

On the odd occasion I see any of Zulu it has me Googling the film's accuracy and each time I'm not surprised to learn of some of the more fanciful stuff.

Then I forget and have to look up the same things a couple of years later.


The King of the Zulus - Shaka - was really advanced in his thinking of how battles should be fought.
Brits took 50 years to understand what they were doing wrong.
e.g. don't wear bright red uniform - everyone can see it.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:23 - Dec 31 with 1329 viewsOldsmoker

White shirts, white shorts with blue socks.
I'll allow it - it's wartime.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:25 - Dec 31 with 1325 viewsOldsmoker

Good lord.
The white shirts have a red and blue vertical stripe.
That's a bit french.
50,000 crowd- not a chance.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:27 - Dec 31 with 1317 viewsOldsmoker

What was the goalie thinking?
Oh it's Rambo - there's nothing there.

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Escape to Victory Klaxon on 18:28 - Dec 31 with 1315 viewsOldsmoker

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FFS
Rambos sh*te.
Get 'im orf.

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