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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps 10:20 - Nov 5 with 1076 viewswkj

As the 2024 Election (USA) enters it's crescendo, I think It is time to open my mind a little for the challenger to the Democrats.

As a kid I used to love Trump, the cards and the act of making a strategically timed brown note to delight friends, family and teachers alike.

Sadly, Everybody's Hobbies is no longer with us, so I have no time to source Trump cards tonight, but I can still cook. I was curious, what food really gets your rocket's brown glare as you perform the parp spattered banner with Sir Armitage Shanks?

Beans are an obvious one, but rather interestingly - if I eat bananas I end up with a serious case of the windy pops, and acid indigestion to boot! Maybe some Banoffee pie is in order for tonight great british trump off.

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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 10:24 - Nov 5 with 1036 viewsBlueschev

I made this Spaghetti, lentil and chilli dish for me and my two boys a couple of years back. The air in the house was toxic for a couple of days afterwards!
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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 10:43 - Nov 5 with 1000 viewsEdwardStone

Artichoke and Sprout Surprise

My signature dish when my vegan friends come to visit

The signature being of a musical variety.....

The surprise being the sheer volume and intensity of the "trouser gas" produced
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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 11:17 - Nov 5 with 921 viewswkj

Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 10:43 - Nov 5 by EdwardStone

Artichoke and Sprout Surprise

My signature dish when my vegan friends come to visit

The signature being of a musical variety.....

The surprise being the sheer volume and intensity of the "trouser gas" produced


Maybe one for the TWTD BBQ next year, pull a swerve! Just make sure you have plenty of 2 ply

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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 11:18 - Nov 5 with 915 viewswkj

Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 10:24 - Nov 5 by Blueschev

I made this Spaghetti, lentil and chilli dish for me and my two boys a couple of years back. The air in the house was toxic for a couple of days afterwards!


Fantastic work! Let's shake America fresh again

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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 19:00 - Nov 5 with 728 viewsvinceg

I grow Jerusalem artichokes and love em as does the missus, but any toilet humour makes her laugh like a drain. Just started digging this year's up so imagine the hilarity in our household as the post artichoke trouser horns begin to blast

Vault City sour beers is my latest gas generator. An appalling effect on my guts, but so tasty I persist with them in moderation but I am definitely going to shart myself soon
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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 19:12 - Nov 5 with 703 viewsNthQldITFC

Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 11:18 - Nov 5 by wkj

Fantastic work! Let's shake America fresh again


The traditional Parmesan-in-a-block anti-convenience packaging mob have hijacked 'Make America Grate Again' if that helps.

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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 21:36 - Nov 5 with 640 viewswkj

Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 19:00 - Nov 5 by vinceg

I grow Jerusalem artichokes and love em as does the missus, but any toilet humour makes her laugh like a drain. Just started digging this year's up so imagine the hilarity in our household as the post artichoke trouser horns begin to blast

Vault City sour beers is my latest gas generator. An appalling effect on my guts, but so tasty I persist with them in moderation but I am definitely going to shart myself soon


Once you get past 40, every sneeze is a gamble- so may as well skew the odds with some good grub and tasty beers

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Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 21:40 - Nov 5 with 629 viewswkj

Lets Cook Dinner for the Trumps on 19:12 - Nov 5 by NthQldITFC

The traditional Parmesan-in-a-block anti-convenience packaging mob have hijacked 'Make America Grate Again' if that helps.


Gotta love it when a Dad Joke goes viral. When it comes to the packaging croud, you really gotta grab em where it counts

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