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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! 09:14 - Nov 15 with 1989 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

She literally just broke Kieron McKenna and half of our League one promotion team on one of those rubbish caricature mugs.
Sorry.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:22 - Nov 15 with 1908 viewsLord_Lucan

I feel her pain.

I broke my Boris Johnson mug the other week.

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:25 - Nov 15 with 1894 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:22 - Nov 15 by Lord_Lucan

I feel her pain.

I broke my Boris Johnson mug the other week.


Her pain!! It was mine....I loved that mug!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:33 - Nov 15 with 1847 viewsLord_Lucan

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:25 - Nov 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

Her pain!! It was mine....I loved that mug!


Sorry to hear that.

Daft bloke in the office laughed like a madman when I dropped Boris but needless to say, I will have the last laugh.

I'm laying him off in January.

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:46 - Nov 15 with 1782 viewsChurchman

Mrs C lost my scarf that went to the 1978 FA Cup Final. In the mid 80s. The club was never the same again. Forgiven but never forgotten.

She also threw out my Levi red tab denim jacket that had taken years to hone into the tatty, greasy, worn perfection that it was. Grrrr.

Had there been any divorce proceedings I cannot imagine the judge would have shown her any mercy for those crimes. Good thing I’m so reasonable and forgiving.
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:52 - Nov 15 with 1753 viewsnodge_blue

I'll send a tube of Bostick.

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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 10:57 - Nov 15 with 1609 viewsLord_Lucan

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:46 - Nov 15 by Churchman

Mrs C lost my scarf that went to the 1978 FA Cup Final. In the mid 80s. The club was never the same again. Forgiven but never forgotten.

She also threw out my Levi red tab denim jacket that had taken years to hone into the tatty, greasy, worn perfection that it was. Grrrr.

Had there been any divorce proceedings I cannot imagine the judge would have shown her any mercy for those crimes. Good thing I’m so reasonable and forgiving.


Both of these events go back to circa 1985

My wife threw my football awards and medal things out

She also gave my favourite ever Lacoste cardigan to her dad. Now then, I know it didn't fit anymore but I hoard and collect classic pieces. I didn't even know she gave it to him until he emerged from under a car covered in grease.

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 12:57 - Nov 15 with 1366 viewsMK1

It's going to be an amazing season regardless of where we finish. Tell Miss Slave not to worry.

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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 13:11 - Nov 15 with 1321 viewsHighgateBlue

It wouldn't have been so bad if it were the other mug without Kieran on it!
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 13:58 - Nov 15 with 1240 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 13:11 - Nov 15 by HighgateBlue

It wouldn't have been so bad if it were the other mug without Kieran on it!


Yeah I gave that one to a friend with a dishwasher so that ended badly too. Nice white mug!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 14:19 - Nov 15 with 1184 viewsDarkHorse

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:33 - Nov 15 by Lord_Lucan

Sorry to hear that.

Daft bloke in the office laughed like a madman when I dropped Boris but needless to say, I will have the last laugh.

I'm laying him off in January.




Get him a copy of Unleashed as a leaving present.
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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 16:12 - Nov 15 with 1085 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 09:52 - Nov 15 by nodge_blue

I'll send a tube of Bostick.


..... and you could send Lord Lucan a tube of Boristick too.




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If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 18:52 - Nov 15 with 950 viewsLord_Lucan

If the season goes to Sh1t it's Miss Slave's fault! on 14:19 - Nov 15 by DarkHorse



Get him a copy of Unleashed as a leaving present.


I'm listening to the audiobook at the moment.

I've only kept matey on because I felt a bit sorry for him, but,... He's always three minutes late, which really p1sses me off and the first thing he does when he gets in is have a fag - so he was very much under review.

Now we have increased employers NI and I worked it out that when minimum wage goes up, he will be on £25k a year for 40 hours. I repeat, £25k pa will be minimum wage!!!

Some people aren't worth £25k, so what's going to happen to them?

I reckon they're screwed baby!

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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