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|Crane flies, Daddy long legs.|
at 08:51 21 Sep 2021
There appears to be a plague of these this autumn. Every nook and cranny in the cottage seems to have one awkwardly flapping about, now out walking the hound and getting swarmed at from all directions.
Disclaimer. This is not an attempt to undermine banisters excellent insect of the day from a while ago.
|B*llards v Red B*ll.|
at 22:41 20 Sep 2021
Big corporate b*llying.
Really hope B*llards prevail against the B*llsh*t .
|I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right.|
at 20:42 16 Sep 2021
John Lydon at the Apex on Saturday evening. Anyone else on here going.
Looking forward to hearing what he has to say.........will the ageing punk still be Mr Angry or has he mellowed somewhat.
|Wow, Just Wow.|
at 23:15 11 Sep 2021
I'm not a big tennis fan, but bloody hell, what a magnificent performance by that young lady.
Take a bow
|Every Bloody Home Game.|
at 16:01 11 Sep 2021
WTF is wrong with the defence.
It’s mainly been central defence, but today, fook me , the full backs go missing. Sort it out.
|The Ref Tonight.|
at 20:36 8 Sep 2021
Letting play flow by not blowing up every 30 seconds. Good to see to see some good physical challenges allowed.
Bit of a ruckus at half time thogh well diffused by said official.
|Combine Harvester. |
at 10:59 5 Sep 2021
The view from the front of our shack this morning is a joy to behold. A field being cut by an oldish looking machine. The sun Is beating down and sitting on the wooden bench watching on with a strong coffee is a lovely way to waste away an hour or two.
No chickens were hurt either.
at 14:39 3 Sep 2021
Whoever it was who stole 3 pairs of Mrs SSB’s underwear, you can keep them, but can you please have the decency to return the 32 clothes pegs.
at 21:34 2 Sep 2021
Enjoying this very comprehensive victory tonight. If Harry had his shooting boots on, the scoreline would have been even more emphatic.
Very splendid stuff indeed.
|Dual Carriageway Etiquette.|
at 15:14 23 Aug 2021
Was driving back from the match on Saturday on the A14 and a car, registration N0 DDY was doing 30 miles an hour on the outside lane.
Although there was a tailback of at least 2 miles, the driver refused to pull across into the inside lane causing many vehicles to undertake or tailgate him, including a very decrepit 50 cc moped.
If the owner of said car posts or reads on here, please give consideration to other drivers as I was bursting for a piss and desperate to get home
|Maybe Bluefish Is Right.|
at 21:48 17 Aug 2021
Losing. To Feckin Cheltenham. With a relatively expensive squad. Crap 2nd half. No plan B.
Piss poor substitutions.
HMS Piss The League my arse.
|Thought For The Day.|
at 11:48 11 Aug 2021
Sometimes, I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.
|Thoroughly Enjoyed This Afternoon.|
at 18:26 7 Aug 2021
Not the winning start to the campaign we were all hoping for, but it was bloody good to be back.
All the people who sit near me are all fine and dandy so was as happy as a pig in sh1t to see them all again after 18 months.
A reasonably good game with a good competitive edge throughout. Was impressed by Harper and Evans in the central midfield and some nice stuff played at times. A bit of patience for now as the players seem to still be finding their feet, but I’m sure they will be a force to be reckoned with going forward.
Next week should see the arrival of a couple more new faces to give us stability at the back so all in all, happy with what is going on.
League 1 referees however don’t appear to have improved.
|Pre Match Ritual In Covid Times.|
at 18:22 6 Aug 2021
What are those in attendance tomorrow doing in the run up to 3 o’clock.
My lad is picking me up at 1pm and we hope to be parked up and milling around Portman Road by 2pm. Getting into the ground fairly early.
Pre pandemic, we would have had a pre match pint or two and a bite to eat but have decided to put that on hold for the time being and see how things pan out. Going to be strange, but absolutely buzzing to get back for some live football.
|Thought For The Day.|
at 14:52 4 Aug 2021
It won’t turn you into James Bond.
But it will make you Roger Moore.
at 13:06 23 Jul 2021
I’m a 37 year old record producer and pop star who’s been releasing awful magnolia disco pop/poop for the last decade aimed at the teenage and younger clubbing fraternity.
However, recently I’ve been inundated with fan mail from a London based gentleman who’s become obsessed with my music, actually getting to the point where my PA was horrified to find a pair of Y fronts attached to a request for a signed poster for his 46th birthday.
I only make sounds for the younger crowd, but will hopefully be collaborating with a few old past it artists in the near future to attract a more mature audience.
at 21:52 21 Jul 2021
Just sitting in the garden in IP23 and saw what I assume was a meteor or something burn up into pieces in a flash.
Any stargazers confirm this is what happened or saw it too.
Amazing and literally over in a few seconds.
No, I haven’t been drinking.
|It’s St Swithins Day.|
at 07:10 15 Jul 2021
It’s also a beautiful morning as I sup a coffee in the garden in IP23.
Forty days of lovely summer weather coming up
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