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at 18:52 15 Jun 2021

Massive Jabba Wocky.

Nonsense poem, nonsense thread.
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Well
at 21:25 14 Jun 2021

Indeed.
Haven't seen that in a while.

Thing, on the other hand, i've seen multiple times, every day, for as long as i can remember.
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How hairy is your bum? (n/t)
at 20:40 14 Jun 2021

1 out of 10.

Got to keep the dingleberries away.
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Cracking Performance.
at 15:57 13 Jun 2021

Well done all the players. Hot conditions, kept Croatia pretty quiet throughout. Lovely balance.
Big game for Mings. Solid as feck.
Footballs coming home. Believe.
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England v Croatia Score Prediction and Beverage Consumption.
at 10:06 13 Jun 2021

Blimey old fruit.
Not sounding very promising for uninterrupted pub viewing.
Pop down the local shop for some huggies. Sorted.
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England v Croatia Score Prediction and Beverage Consumption.
at 09:57 13 Jun 2021

World Cup or how many times you have to visit the toilet during the match?
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England v Croatia Score Prediction and Beverage Consumption.
at 08:44 13 Jun 2021

My own little bit of Mid Suffolk. I don’t get the impression there is much appeal for international football in our new neck of the woods from chatting to the neighbours recently though.
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England v Croatia Score Prediction and Beverage Consumption.
at 08:03 13 Jun 2021

Marvellous. Can’t beat a good spit and sawdust pub to watch the footie in dear boy.

You should try watching football with Mrs SSB mate. Takes until half time to work out which colour kit we are wearing.
Must remember to hang a big flag outside to upset the Emily Thornbury esque neighbours

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England v Croatia Score Prediction and Beverage Consumption.
at 07:43 13 Jun 2021

I’m going for a 2-1 England win.

Washed down with a couple of away days beers.

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Doing Sweet FA.
at 17:22 12 Jun 2021

To be fair J2, she popped into Hopsters on her way back and I have a fine mix of beers for tomorrow afternoons England game.
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Doing Sweet FA.
at 16:56 12 Jun 2021

Did my “to do” list Mrs SSB very kindly left me this morning while spending 3 hours having her hair done by the “lovely Cr##g”. She was delighted on her return. “Hair looks great love”, though I couldn’t actually see much difference from the hairdo she went out with.
“What are you going to do this afternoon “ She asked.
“F#ck all” says I.
And I’ve done f#ck all, all afternoon.
I’m actually very good at doing f#ck all as it turns out and am determined to do it again soon.
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Happy Official Birthday Liz.
at 09:49 12 Jun 2021

Sounds a good way to spend a Saturday morning.
I have a list of things to do, lovingly left for me by mrs SSB, while she has her hair done by the "lovely Cr##g".
Best crack on.
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Happy Official Birthday Liz.
at 09:25 12 Jun 2021

No apologies necessary dear boy. ‘Tis a lovely morning. Hope all good in your neck of the woods.
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Happy Official Birthday Liz.
at 08:34 12 Jun 2021

95, looking very sprightly at the G7 meeting.
Once again a wonderful ambassador for our country.
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A Few Belting Tunes To Get You Off To Sleep.
at 23:22 11 Jun 2021







That's a feckin mosh pit to end all mosh pits.

Night night.
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Hey Dude.
at 22:04 11 Jun 2021

I've just shown Mrs SSB these.
"Your not wearing those when you're out with me".

I'm ordering two pairs.
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Hey Dude.
at 12:58 11 Jun 2021

Just received my latest pair of the worlds most comfy footwear. A rather fetching farty blue suede slip on.mule suiting gentlemen of a certain age.
They are so light i hardly know i have them on.
Any other brands the TWTD collective could recommend to supplement my meagre shoe collection.
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Montezuma's Revenge.
at 20:10 10 Jun 2021

Mrs SSB is clocking on for 60 and has never had the bum squits. This despite her love of spicy curries, Guiness, Adnams etc. This also has the added advantage of being able to let rip without the worry of any fart related accidents.

Can any of you lot claim to have this rather fortunate disposition.
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End of lockdown being pushed back 2 weeks...
at 13:15 10 Jun 2021

I see your point. Perhaps sitting in one place with Perspex screens between the tables, as they have where we are going, keeps the risk of infection to a minimum, as opposed to getting up and walking in fairly close proximity to other diners when visiting the loo or to leave would make spreading the virus much easier.
Whatever, I’m looking forward to going out to dinner immensely.
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End of lockdown being pushed back 2 weeks...
at 11:40 10 Jun 2021

This is probably the most sensible reply on this thread. I’m venturing out to have dinner with Mrs SSB on Saturday evening. We have been asked to wear masks until we are seated and if we visit the loo. No big deal at all. It will be the first time we have been to eat out since September. Both of us are double dosed and feel quite comfortable about the evening out.
I’m certainly for holding back the final easing of restrictions for a few more weeks at least. Imagine the meltdown in August if we can’t visit PR for the football because of a big spike again.
As you have rightly said, the current situation doesn’t really seem like that much of a hardship and we can go about our business pretty much ok.
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