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at 18:29 14 Jun 2022
I put a sparrow in this daft bloke's house.
He'll be wondering for ages how it got there. Probably thinks it got down the chimney.
|A new record|
at 17:30 13 Jun 2022
An upvote from Phil.
A downvote from Phil.
At least two downvotes from daveU.
|A friend of mine was in New York recently|
at 17:24 13 Jun 2022
and, as an avid fan of vintage vinyl records, he visited on of the city's most famed dealers in rare records.
He asked, 'Have you anything really unusual and rare?'
The record dealer thought or a moment, and then fetched a well-worn record sleeve. 'How about this?, he said.
My friend looked at the sleeve, which was for an LP called The Sound of the Wasp. 'Can I have a listen?', he enquired.
The dealer put the disc on his Linn Sondek turntable, and fired up the amp. A cacophony of buzzing filled the shop.
After a few moments my friend said, 'Excuse me, but I know my insects, and there's no way that the sound of the wasp.'
The dealer took the record from the turntable, carefully examined the label, looked at the sleeve, and then studied the label again.
'I'm sorry sir,' he said, 'that was the bee side'.
|Town's ball signing|
at 22:41 1 Jun 2022
Is this for a charity auction, or have I got a bit confused?
|Depp v Heard|
at 20:16 1 Jun 2022
Does the winner get to play the victor in the Vardy v Rooney case?
Or have I got this all terribly wrong?
|Ronnie 'The Hawk' Hawkins RIP|
at 20:10 29 May 2022
Big time Bill, big time
Just Garth and Robbie left now, and Garth is in very poor health.
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