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A la prochaine fois
at 09:31 16 Feb 2020

Off to Oz & Bali for a five weeker.

Enjoy yourselves, and sort out plenty of wins for me to celebrate.

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Highlights for you boys and girls
at 17:57 15 Feb 2020

And play nicely while I'm away.


https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/11935079/ipswich-4-1-burto
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More sad news from the football world
at 19:32 14 Feb 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51507662
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A picture that summarises TWTD
at 08:46 12 Feb 2020

Two little mice squabbling on an empty platform

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Talking of chilli con carne
at 13:56 11 Feb 2020

You'll struggle to find a better recipe than this.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/next-level-chilli-con-carne

I'm sure vegetarians can adapt to their satisfaction.
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Will footage of our u-23 goals against Watford today
at 15:45 10 Feb 2020

Go viral?
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If you're going to commit insurance fraud
at 09:36 8 Feb 2020

Social media could be your undoing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-51404787


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That Universal Credit documentary the other night was fascinating viewing
at 16:15 7 Feb 2020

Eloquent destruction of amber rudd by a UC claimant.

'I googled amber rudd last night. She's bought her daughter a £3m flat, and has a library and a wine cellar. What can she know about people like me?'

(The UC claimant was a 48 year old single mother. She'd had to give up work to care for her mother, who had now either died or gone into care. The claimant was going to be getting just over £900 a month for herself and her two children. From that she would have to pay £455 a month rent.)
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Kirk Douglas RIP
at 23:37 5 Feb 2020

He is no longer Spartacus.


Name and RIP in the title. Moving and appropriate comment in the post.

This is the correct format for reporting deaths, as approved by Phil. Any other approach is disrespectful.
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And this is a former tory minister speaking
at 10:11 4 Feb 2020

"My advice to anybody to whom Boris is making promises - whether it is voters, world leaders, ministers, employees, or indeed family members - is to get it in writing, get a lawyer to look at it and make sure the money's in the bank,"
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Management team at Sainburys, Ipswich here
at 13:49 3 Feb 2020

Somebody damaged one of our bollards at the weekend.

Fortunately the incident was captured on CCTV, and we've got the car details via ANPR.

So we'll be able to get the damage paid for via a County Court Judgement, which is nice.

We'll ban the perpetrator from all our stores as well.
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'Mad Mike' Hoare RIP
at 10:21 3 Feb 2020

Mercenary in the Congo in the 1960s
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11.00pm, Well, it's now official
at 23:00 31 Jan 2020

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I think the phrase they were looking for is 'baby-faced assassin'
at 13:21 31 Jan 2020

https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/s/maddie-biggs-baby-assassin


A baby assassin is very different and rather disturbing.
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It's great here in the Passport Office at the moment
at 10:35 31 Jan 2020

We have both burgundy and blue passports to issue.

We send older people burgundy ones just to annoy them.
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Affordable housing
at 00:26 31 Jan 2020

Without moving to Burnley

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-51310566
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Who's attending then?
at 08:38 30 Jan 2020

https://www.cambridgelive.org.uk/cornex/events/european-union-chamber-orchestra-
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I was looking at TWTD on the train the other day
at 13:31 29 Jan 2020

And this bloke started fondling me, saying he was artsbossbeard.

I returned the compliment, and told him I was Lucan.
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Boo
at 20:31 28 Jan 2020

Dick Wood.
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It's Holocaust Memorial Day
at 08:16 27 Jan 2020

“If we could learn to look instead of gawking,
We'd see the horror in the heart of farce,
If only we could act instead of talking,
We wouldn't always end up on our arse.
This was the thing that nearly had us mastered;
Don't yet rejoice in his defeat, you men!
Although the world stood up and stopped the bastard,
The bitch that bore him is in heat again.”

― Bertolt Brecht, The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui
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