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Ode From Mick
Written by SpiritOfJohn on Tuesday, 4th Apr 2017 19:14

Mick McCarthy has been on the receiving end of a lot of criticism lately, some of it justified, some less so. I was wondering what he thinks of his current situation and thought it might lighten the mood a little to put those ruminations into verse.

My name is Mick McCarthy
I’ll tell it to you straight
I saved you lot four years ago
Why don’t you think I’m great?

My name is Mick McCarthy
The play-offs on 10 grand
That’s why Marcus loves me
Why don’t you understand?

My name is Mick McCarthy
And TC is my friend
We’ll keep it tight for 90
Then nick one in the end.

My name is Mick McCarthy
I always want to draw
And if Bartosz should let one in
Then we’ll try to score.

My name is Mick McCarthy
I never will be beat
A sideways pass from Skuse to Douglas
Gets me on my feet.

My name is Mick McCarthy
Drawing matches is my aim
And if we do not play well
The fans can take the blame.

My name is Mick McCarthy
Marcus will always back me
And if we never win again
He still won’t ******* sack me.

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Palestine added 11:25 - Apr 5
Haha! Pretty good!

therein61 added 17:38 - Apr 5
Excellent verse could have been written by our great leader himself!!! nice one "spiritofjohn"

Lightningboy added 10:33 - Apr 6
Nice one...Can we get Nicki Minaj to do an accompanying video.
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