12 Days of Christmas Written by SpiritOfJohn on Saturday, 3rd Dec 2016 11:55
To celebrate the festive season, here is a version of a familiar Christmas song with lyrics that could be sung by Marcus Evans.
On the first day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me A point when we should have had three. On the second day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the third day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the fourth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the fifth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the sixth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the seventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the eighth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the ninth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the tenth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the eleventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Eleven fans still singing Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. On the twelfth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Twelve players tweeting Eleven fans still singing Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.
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Plums added 12:42 - Dec 3
Good work, well done!
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exeterblue10 added 13:24 - Dec 3
Spirit of john, I take my hat off to you sir. Thanks for giving me a giggle. I'm sure we'll all have our own versions...ten turnstiles painted...
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RoyalAscotBlue added 17:52 - Dec 3
Five Goal attempts.!! lol, hope this catches on.
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Penguinblue added 18:18 - Dec 3
Very good - and sadly very true
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TractorCam added 10:08 - Dec 4
This is the best thing i've ever seen, kudos
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TR11BLU added 11:33 - Dec 5
Excellent, should be adopted, mind you with the dwindling crowds it would not be heard. Dino Out
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yorksblue added 12:23 - Dec 5
Play it over the PA system
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Cambonbleu added 15:10 - Dec 5
Spiritofjohn - i salute you Manchester United have the same song but it's only about Eric Cantona I assume that's so it makes it easier to learn - counting backwards from 12 can be hard enough
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Toronto_Tractor added 19:28 - Dec 9
Brilliant! Between this and Silent night in the North this xmas period!
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bobble added 23:38 - Dec 28
If only we were collecting a point a game..
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