| TWTD on 15:17 - Sep 4 with 1816 views | Steve_M |
“Some of my friends say I shouldn’t publicly talk about trying to have sex with an electric fence while high on ecstasy and that I will look like a fool,” he admitted. |  |
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| TWTD on 15:21 - Sep 4 with 1810 views | Swansea_Blue |
The real reason for Glasser's hospital visit becomes apparent... |  |
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| TWTD on 15:23 - Sep 4 with 1803 views | SpruceMoose |
| TWTD on 15:21 - Sep 4 by Swansea_Blue |
The real reason for Glasser's hospital visit becomes apparent... |
Those Tories are always filthy deviants! |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| TWTD on 15:33 - Sep 4 with 1795 views | BLUEBEAT |
“I was high as fu(k. I’d taken some GHB and some DMT to start out the party. I then did a sh!t load of Ecstasy and a bunch of amphetamines before taking a few hits of cocaine. Then someone poured some acid drops into my eyes and I totally lost it”
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Is that what they call “Out-Out”? |  |
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| TWTD on 15:37 - Sep 4 with 1784 views | SpruceMoose |
| TWTD on 15:33 - Sep 4 by BLUEBEAT |
“I was high as fu(k. I’d taken some GHB and some DMT to start out the party. I then did a sh!t load of Ecstasy and a bunch of amphetamines before taking a few hits of cocaine. Then someone poured some acid drops into my eyes and I totally lost it”
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Is that what they call “Out-Out”? |
Sounds like your average Friday night out for Dolly - minus a sausage or two. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| TWTD on 16:20 - Sep 4 with 1726 views | Keno |
At he wouldn't risk splitters by mating with an electric fence, I can see the sense in that |  |
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| TWTD on 18:12 - Sep 4 with 1676 views | factual_blue |
| TWTD on 15:21 - Sep 4 by Swansea_Blue |
The real reason for Glasser's hospital visit becomes apparent... |
Presumably he went to an American hospital, as they're privately run and therefore better. |  |
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| TWTD on 22:48 - Sep 4 with 1627 views | Lord_Lucan |
| TWTD on 15:33 - Sep 4 by BLUEBEAT |
“I was high as fu(k. I’d taken some GHB and some DMT to start out the party. I then did a sh!t load of Ecstasy and a bunch of amphetamines before taking a few hits of cocaine. Then someone poured some acid drops into my eyes and I totally lost it”
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Is that what they call “Out-Out”? |
I think that’s blooming fantastic.
I don’t think I have ever hallucinated an electric fence with tits. I once played pool in the racecourse with a load of liquorice allsorts but I’ve never been whacked enough to do that with a fence of any description.
Fair play to the bloke. |  |
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| TWTD on 23:07 - Sep 4 with 1603 views | jeera |
| TWTD on 22:48 - Sep 4 by Lord_Lucan |
I think that’s blooming fantastic.
I don’t think I have ever hallucinated an electric fence with tits. I once played pool in the racecourse with a load of liquorice allsorts but I’ve never been whacked enough to do that with a fence of any description.
Fair play to the bloke. |
A neighbour of mine called the police earlier this year to report his TV was being stolen from his flat by 2 lollipop men.
He was running around in just his pants outside in the car park trying to rally up support from anyone who would listen.
Police showed up, lights and everything, with an ambulance close behind.
He'd called 2 of his own brothers for them to come and help and they turned up screeching up to his door too.
It was quite the scene. [Post edited 4 Sep 2018 23:09]
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| TWTD on 23:14 - Sep 4 with 1595 views | Rocky |
| TWTD on 22:48 - Sep 4 by Lord_Lucan |
I think that’s blooming fantastic.
I don’t think I have ever hallucinated an electric fence with tits. I once played pool in the racecourse with a load of liquorice allsorts but I’ve never been whacked enough to do that with a fence of any description.
Fair play to the bloke. |
You continually disappoint. What a sheltered life. |  | | |
| TWTD on 00:07 - Sep 5 with 1572 views | Lord_Lucan |
| TWTD on 23:07 - Sep 4 by jeera |
A neighbour of mine called the police earlier this year to report his TV was being stolen from his flat by 2 lollipop men.
He was running around in just his pants outside in the car park trying to rally up support from anyone who would listen.
Police showed up, lights and everything, with an ambulance close behind.
He'd called 2 of his own brothers for them to come and help and they turned up screeching up to his door too.
It was quite the scene. [Post edited 4 Sep 2018 23:09]
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Talking of pants there was a bloke who lived in my mates block of flats who we named “Pants”, mainly because he always walked around in just a pair of pants. He also used to sell the evening star in all weathers near Carr St precinct in a string vest.
Anyhoo, one night my mate had an eviction party as he was getting booted out of his flat, it all got a bit out of hand and the place got busted by Babylon. As all the police entered the building “Pants” was by the front door with a pile of porno mags in his clutch that he had found and every time a copper walked past he issued them with one just saying “Program”. | |
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