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So a few nights ago it sounded like the fire alarm was beeping. Even though the fire alarms are mains powered I replaced the batteries in both and the noise seemed to stop beeping after I tested the alarms.
Last night the beeping returned. Took the alarms off again thinking maybe one of them is faulty and the beeping continued. Sounds like it's coming from the hall but there is nothing else electric there other than a light. At around 3am it just stopped beeping.
Now it's started again so did the same thing, took the alarms and and stuck them in a completely different room to the sound. Turned the mains off and... Still bloody beeping. Checked the loft, moved the insulation and there's nothing there.
Any idea what the fook it could be before I get an emergency callout? I can't have another night's sleep with it going.
It's a signal Bird Box is about to happen and you are one of the chosen ones marked for survival. If you translate the beeping into morse code you will get the co-ordinates of where you need to go. Good luck friend.
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Some advice on a mysterious beeping noise in my house. on 12:04 - Jan 17 by chicoazul
It's a signal Bird Box is about to happen and you are one of the chosen ones marked for survival. If you translate the beeping into morse code you will get the co-ordinates of where you need to go. Good luck friend.
Well the translation is pretty simple.
"e e e e e e e e e e e e e..." (repeat until you reach 10080 e)
Some advice on a mysterious beeping noise in my house. on 20:19 - Jan 17 by DanTheMan
Either that or they couldn't be bothered to put it in the bin.
I mean, we all leave a bag of prawns behind the radiators when we leave a property but what kind of monster does this?
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Some advice on a mysterious beeping noise in my house. on 21:05 - Jan 11 by DanTheMan
It could be that in the floor. But the only one we have we also stuck outside to eliminate.
We've come to the conclusion that the lazy bar steward here before us has left a battery smoke alarm in the floor upstairs.
Another exciting find from the man who: - Wired the house himself but didn't earth any of the plug sockets - Built the conservatory (that he bought off eBay) with his mother which is held together with tape - Left a clamp behind the shed - Buried a sink in the garden - Planted a Eucalyptus tree in the corner of the garden next to the fence, telling next door it was only a small bush, which then obviously grew incredibly large and nearly ripped their shed up.
I'm going to get a new build next time.
[Post edited 12 Jan 2019 9:21]
‘Buried a sink in the garden’
Not sure why but that really tickled me.
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Some advice on a mysterious beeping noise in my house. on 07:25 - Jan 18 with 4781 views
Some advice on a mysterious beeping noise in my house. on 21:05 - Jan 11 by DanTheMan
It could be that in the floor. But the only one we have we also stuck outside to eliminate.
We've come to the conclusion that the lazy bar steward here before us has left a battery smoke alarm in the floor upstairs.
Another exciting find from the man who: - Wired the house himself but didn't earth any of the plug sockets - Built the conservatory (that he bought off eBay) with his mother which is held together with tape - Left a clamp behind the shed - Buried a sink in the garden - Planted a Eucalyptus tree in the corner of the garden next to the fence, telling next door it was only a small bush, which then obviously grew incredibly large and nearly ripped their shed up.
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