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Stolen woodchipper 17:28 - Jul 26 with 912 viewsHerbivore

Back at the start of this year I agreed to fix a crappy old woodchipper for some bloke who claimed to be a tree surgeon. He looked pretty down on his luck so I let him borrow my lovely top of the range woodchipper as a favour. Anyway, I tried calling him a couple of days later to let him know his chipper was fixed and he'd changed his number. Gave me a phony address too! Should I call the police yet?

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Stolen woodchipper on 17:40 - Jul 26 with 870 viewsJ2BLUE

Please do. This crime against comedy must be reported.

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Stolen woodchipper on 17:52 - Jul 26 with 830 viewsHerbivore

Stolen woodchipper on 17:40 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE

Please do. This crime against comedy must be reported.


I would say you used to be more fun, but I'm too honest.

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Stolen woodchipper on 17:58 - Jul 26 with 810 viewsSpruceMoose

Stolen woodchipper on 17:52 - Jul 26 by Herbivore

I would say you used to be more fun, but I'm too honest.


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Stolen woodchipper on 18:00 - Jul 26 with 807 viewsBlueBadger

Stolen woodchipper on 17:52 - Jul 26 by Herbivore

I would say you used to be more fun, but I'm too honest.


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Stolen woodchipper on 18:13 - Jul 26 with 767 viewsfactual_blue

No. They'll beat you up and accuse you of a crime.

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Stolen woodchipper on 18:26 - Jul 26 with 745 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Sorry. (ish).....consider it wealth redistribution.

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