| The site tonight 17:54 - Jan 23 with 2873 views | jeera |
It can't just be me - it's become almost unusable.
Earlier it was down for me and I did check on on of those websites, "Is [so & so} site down?" and it said a resounding yes.
Gav?
|  |
| |  |
| The site tonight on 18:03 - Jan 23 with 2530 views | factual_blue |
I think they need a couple of new hamsters. |  |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:13 - Jan 23 with 2509 views | Dubtractor |
Painfully slow.
For the monthly subs I pay to use this site I expect much better. You all pay subs too right? |  |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:16 - Jan 23 with 2516 views | MarkTWTD |
We are currently performing some urgent maintenance which will impact site performance. This should be completed in about an hours time. |  | | |
| The site tonight on 18:19 - Jan 23 with 2487 views | Darth_Koont |
Salty tears have got into the cogs? |  |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:21 - Jan 23 with 2482 views | jeera |
| The site tonight on 18:16 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD |
We are currently performing some urgent maintenance which will impact site performance. This should be completed in about an hours time. |
That's quite a comprehensive reply for a site bot.
I'm impressed.
Does this advancement mean Gav can go back down the pub on a Friday night and leave you in charge? | |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:25 - Jan 23 with 2462 views | Darth_Koont |
| The site tonight on 18:21 - Jan 23 by jeera |
That's quite a comprehensive reply for a site bot.
I'm impressed.
Does this advancement mean Gav can go back down the pub on a Friday night and leave you in charge? |
Mark is Gav's attempt at getting past the Turing test.
He's programmed to know everything about HobNobs. | |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:27 - Jan 23 with 2449 views | jeera |
| The site tonight on 18:13 - Jan 23 by Dubtractor |
Painfully slow.
For the monthly subs I pay to use this site I expect much better. You all pay subs too right? |
Phil told me yours are covering mine.
And Fishers too apparently. | |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:45 - Jan 23 with 2405 views | Steve_D |
Me too , site slow and keeps crashing |  | | |
Login to get fewer ads
| The site tonight on 18:46 - Jan 23 with 2410 views | Guthrum |
Yes. I'd just written 500 words of eloquent rubbish on something or other. All gone. [Post edited 23 Jan 2020 18:46]
|  |
| |
| The site tonight on 18:48 - Jan 23 with 2398 views | floridablue |
| The site tonight on 18:45 - Jan 23 by Steve_D |
Me too , site slow and keeps crashing |
No problems this side of the 'pond'.......go Trump!! |  | | |
| The site tonight on 18:51 - Jan 23 with 2384 views | Guthrum |
| The site tonight on 18:16 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD |
We are currently performing some urgent maintenance which will impact site performance. This should be completed in about an hours time. |
Replaced the hamster with one of those bunnies, but now the batteries need changing. | |
| |
| The site tonight on 19:12 - Jan 23 with 2331 views | MarkTWTD |
| The site tonight on 18:25 - Jan 23 by Darth_Koont |
Mark is Gav's attempt at getting past the Turing test.
He's programmed to know everything about HobNobs. |
Thanks for your patience. Things should now be relatively normal... well... :-) | | | |
| The site tonight on 19:16 - Jan 23 with 2298 views | Darth_Koont |
| The site tonight on 19:12 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD |
Thanks for your patience. Things should now be relatively normal... well... :-) |
Admit it. Your number plate is HAL9000. | |
| |
| The site tonight on 19:21 - Jan 23 with 2265 views | MarkTWTD |
| The site tonight on 19:16 - Jan 23 by Darth_Koont |
Admit it. Your number plate is HAL9000. |
Sorry, no time to chat... Gav is about to shut me down... | | | |
| The site tonight on 19:27 - Jan 23 with 2233 views | Darth_Koont |
| The site tonight on 19:21 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD |
Sorry, no time to chat... Gav is about to shut me down... |
Say "I'm sorry Gav. I'm afraid I can't do that".
Just for a laugh. [Post edited 23 Jan 2020 19:28]
| |
| |
| The site tonight on 19:28 - Jan 23 with 2225 views | jeera |
| The site tonight on 19:27 - Jan 23 by Darth_Koont |
Say "I'm sorry Gav. I'm afraid I can't do that".
Just for a laugh. [Post edited 23 Jan 2020 19:28]
|
Whilst locking the basement. | |
| |
| The site tonight on 19:31 - Jan 23 with 2208 views | Swansea_Blue |
| The site tonight on 19:12 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD |
Thanks for your patience. Things should now be relatively normal... well... :-) |
Welcome new poster.
Favourite cheese? |  |
| |
| The site tonight on 20:09 - Jan 23 with 2157 views | factual_blue |
'This site tonight' - isn't that a Joni Mitchell song, with which Nazareth had a hit? | |
| |
| The site tonight on 20:48 - Jan 23 with 2097 views | factual_blue |
| The site tonight on 18:46 - Jan 23 by Guthrum |
Yes. I'd just written 500 words of eloquent rubbish on something or other. All gone. [Post edited 23 Jan 2020 18:46]
|
Was it about the Battle of Fornham? | |
| |
| The site tonight on 20:49 - Jan 23 with 2094 views | jeera |
| The site tonight on 20:48 - Jan 23 by factual_blue |
Was it about the Battle of Fornham? |
You're not recycling that joke again? | |
| |
| The site tonight on 23:00 - Jan 23 with 2010 views | factual_blue |
| The site tonight on 20:49 - Jan 23 by jeera |
You're not recycling that joke again? |
Fornham is a dump. | |
| |
| It wasn’t me?! (n/t) on 23:20 - Jan 23 with 1987 views | unstableblue |
|  |
| |
| The site tonight on 23:23 - Jan 23 with 1969 views | catch74 |
| The site tonight on 19:28 - Jan 23 by jeera |
Whilst locking the basement. |
‘Bring out the Mark TWTD’
‘The MarkTWTD is sleeping’ |  |
| |
| It wasn’t me?! (n/t) on 23:25 - Jan 23 with 1961 views | Swansea_Blue |
We know. I'm fairly sure it was just a build up of electric static due to the tension between the Snowflake Socialists versus the Goosestepping Goons. Mark just had to turn us off and then on again to discharge the excess current. Sorted. | |
| |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
