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Just heard the worst chat up line ever 21:58 - Sep 6 with 1409 viewsSwansea_Blue

Scouser sat outside a pub up in Llandudno with a pug. Couple of women walk past, see the dog and go all soppy.

One of the girls: Ooh, she’s lovely. She’s such a cute little dog.
Scouser: I bet all the boys say that about you two

Trying not to laugh too hard.
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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:16 - Sep 6 with 1289 viewsBlueBadger

I'm guessing you had to be there.

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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:24 - Sep 6 with 1254 viewsSwansea_Blue

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:16 - Sep 6 by BlueBadger

I'm guessing you had to be there.


Apparently so

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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:25 - Sep 6 with 1244 viewsJ2BLUE

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:24 - Sep 6 by Swansea_Blue

Apparently so


Well I liked it.

Truly impaired.
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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:28 - Sep 6 with 1227 viewsjeera

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:25 - Sep 6 by J2BLUE

Well I liked it.


It's a tip as far as we're concerned innit J2?

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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:28 - Sep 6 with 1224 viewsSwansea_Blue

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:25 - Sep 6 by J2BLUE

Well I liked it.


Have an uppie.

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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:49 - Sep 6 with 1164 viewsSwansea_Blue

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:28 - Sep 6 by jeera

It's a tip as far as we're concerned innit J2?


‘Oi darling, you’re lovely. And by the way, you’re a dog’.

I can’t see it failing .

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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 07:15 - Sep 7 with 896 viewshoppy

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:49 - Sep 6 by Swansea_Blue

‘Oi darling, you’re lovely. And by the way, you’re a dog’.

I can’t see it failing .


Maybe it’s the ‘cute’ bit that’s the winner then?

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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 07:19 - Sep 7 with 886 viewssolomon

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:16 - Sep 6 by BlueBadger

I'm guessing you had to be there.


Come on, scousers eh, they’ve got a great sense of humour you know
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Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 08:48 - Sep 7 with 747 viewsKeno

Just heard the worst chat up line ever on 22:16 - Sep 6 by BlueBadger

I'm guessing you had to be there.


He was, just cant work out if he was a the scouser, the pug or one of the girls

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